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[rhygret]

Sooo a while back I put in a little bit of a request with our alien overlord hosts. And shockingly enough it not only came through, it was actually what I asked for! Crazy right? Turns out good things happen to not-so-great people after all, which, obviously I don't mean me. I'm amazing.

Anyway what I got was this really awesome game from back home called "Bunkers & Badasses". So awesome in fact that there's still a copy of it even after the universe was destroyed which I feel is pretty indicative of the sheer levels of awesomeness we're dealing with here.

I don't know if any of you guys had tabletop back home but basically you create a character by choosing your fantasy race and class, and then you go on adventures and roll a bunch of dice! Bunker Teams are best in groups of four but being the utterly amazing Bunker Master I am, I'm willing to accommodate anyone who's interested in playing through a short campaign or two. The rules aren't too hard and making a character is easy.

I'm thinking maybe in the next two weeks or so? Let me know if you're interested or have any questions.



[ ooc; this is the IC post for the IC game of D&D! For more information check out this post about joining c: anyone and everyone is free to jump on in. The log will probably go up on or around October 6th! ]

Comments

[rhygret]

[ Rhys would savour each and every one of those tears. ]

Your haircut is bad, Giovanni. Deal with it.

[ofobedience]

[RUDE]

Not as bad as your face will look after I'm done with it.

[He's joking. Probably. Whilst also wondering if his hair really is bad, and feeling vaguely self-conscious over it??]

[rhygret]

[ It's okay Giovanni....he'll take you to a hair dresser when you're finished being a fugitive. ]

Ha-ha! You're a member of the guard now, you can't just assault me if you feel like it. There are laws on this backwater planet.

[ofobedience]

I'll tell them I caught you rifling through a prostitute's underwear draws in the red light district.

[rhygret]

Why would I go through a prostitutes underwear drawer?? I don't even hang out with those! Them? Them.

[ofobedience]

How should I know in which direction your perversions lie? Whatever the case, it's what I'll tell them should you dare to lodge a complaint over my oncoming treatment of you.

[rhygret]

You are such an ass! You'd lie to make an excuse to punch me in the face??

[ofobedience]

Yes.

[rhygret]

You suck so much. You know that??

[ofobedience]

[He so wants to say something along the lines of 'aren't you the one who sucked?' but ultimately he isn't brave enough ;_;]

Perhaps you should take more care over who you decide to insult, in future.

[rhygret]

[ OH GIO...........it's okay honey u tried ]

The truth hurts, doesn't it.

[ofobedience]

Not nearly as much as my fist, I assure you.

[rhygret]

You are really stuck on that idea of punching me.

[ofobedience]

It's an attractive prospect, I admit.

[rhygret]

You are such a dick. I swear if you punch me I'm turning your character into a bog beast or a frog or something. Something slimy with bad hair.

[ofobedience]

Really, talking like that, it's almost as though you want me to hurt you. Don't tell me you have masochistic tendencies.

[rhygret]

I like my face the way it is thank you very much. This perfect complexion is not into pain.

[ofobedience]

Then were I you, I'd learn when to hold my tongue. You have one of those faces that's just asking to be pistol-whipped as it is.

[rhygret]

So we've upgraded from punching to pistol-whipping now??

[ofobedience]

Best quit whilst you're ahead, before it gets any worse.