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Guardian Angel AI ([personal profile] r3f4c70r3d) wrote in [community profile] elnysa2017-08-19 11:18 am

[text | UN: S1R3N] enhance your online experience today!

Hello everyone, I am pleased to announce that today I come to you with a new option for your cellular devices! While the default chat program is...charming, in its simplicity, I have taken it upon myself to begin programming helpful extensions that will streamline and modernize the system. This update is on the small side, think of it more like an open beta:

Introducing EMOJIS and the easy to use EMOJI KEYBOARD Once you click on the download link below, your device will be updated to have a keyboard consisting of cute little faces and objects, for when you don't have the words to get your point across, or want to add some flare to your conversation.

[DOWNLAD]

Please report any issues you may have to S1R3N, and thank you for your time.

-A.G.

((OOC: Angels emoiji extension comes with an added bonus, very well hidden and encrypted spyware. This will, if you allow it, give Angel access to your characters chat history and any hidden profile features as well as an ability to keep track of your character in a database. Don't worry, your information will not be sold for profit. Probably. You can post some of what she might find HERE If you don't want her to be able to spy on and have access to your characters phone history or want to discuss access terms but still want your character to be able to download her extension just leave an ooc note in your comment.))

((OOC EDIT for clarity: Angel uses the monikers A.G., Angie, or simply A. (as its listed in her network biopage) with no indication about her looks, age or gender. Unless someone has met her in person and exchanged contact information she's effectively anonymous.))

rhygret: (just listen to this guy)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-05 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well it's not classified now is it? I mean the whole universe is gone. You can pretty much say whatever you want at this point.
rhygret: (date with steinbeck)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-05 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ She says it like it's super top-secret and cool, and in another circumstance entirely Rhys might buy it. But as it turns out their universe is only one of hundreds, and it currently doesn't exist. Only he and Angie are awake now, and Jack remains firmly placed in stasis, so unless revealing whatever it is that she did would somehow upset the Natha Orbiters who already seem to know everything about them anyway....well. ]

Yeah yeah super top-secret burn after reading, I know. You know that besides you and me and the people on the station literally every other person from our world is dead right? I think you're good.
rhygret: (drop it and leave it alone things)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-06 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh come on, you pretty much interrogate me over Jack and now you won't even just say "oh hey yeah, I worked in top-secret weapons!" or "I was a spy!"??

[ Rhys may have omitted certain details but he'd never dodge or refused to answer questions. He feels like if they're going to try getting along she should at least be able to tell him something other than dodging almost every question he throws at her. ]
rhygret: (in what way is this a plan)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-06 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
By "surveillance" do you mean you uh
You know
Watched a lot of video feeds at Hyperion, or......


[ Because he's heard that Hyperion had cameras everywhere but he tried not to give too much credit to those rumours?? ]
rhygret: (thaaaat is not good)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-07 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ That must be a depressingly high number )8 Rhys only saw Henderson after it was done, and then almost bit the dust once when Jack vented the power core. ]

Soooo that's a "yes" but we aren't going to talk about that. That's cool. Pandora though huh?

[ Rhys isn't even being sarcastic about that either. It's more of an "oh...yyyyeah that's awkward why don't we skip that conversation." ]
rhygret: (shadow of a man)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-08 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh tell me about it. SO not worth the money we put into mining Eridium or building big guns. Turns out all you really need is a giant robot and a few explosives to take down a Vault Monster. Who knew right?

[ he says "only" as if it had been at all simple. ]
rhygret: (just listen to this guy)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-11 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's hard to be sympathetic to a planet full of people who are constantly trying to kill him, to be fair. The average bandit or Psycho is not the most likeable person. ]

It was actually almost impossible. We sort of got incredibly lucky and it involved teleportation glands.

Because apparently Vault Monsters have those.
rhygret: (bros before bros)

[personal profile] rhygret 2017-09-12 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
That about sums it up yeah. We won though.