[text | UN: S1R3N] enhance your online experience today!

[r3f4c70r3d]

Hello everyone, I am pleased to announce that today I come to you with a new option for your cellular devices! While the default chat program is...charming, in its simplicity, I have taken it upon myself to begin programming helpful extensions that will streamline and modernize the system. This update is on the small side, think of it more like an open beta:

Introducing EMOJIS and the easy to use EMOJI KEYBOARD Once you click on the download link below, your device will be updated to have a keyboard consisting of cute little faces and objects, for when you don't have the words to get your point across, or want to add some flare to your conversation.

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Please report any issues you may have to S1R3N, and thank you for your time.

-A.G.

((OOC: Angels emoiji extension comes with an added bonus, very well hidden and encrypted spyware. This will, if you allow it, give Angel access to your characters chat history and any hidden profile features as well as an ability to keep track of your character in a database. Don't worry, your information will not be sold for profit. Probably. You can post some of what she might find HERE If you don't want her to be able to spy on and have access to your characters phone history or want to discuss access terms but still want your character to be able to download her extension just leave an ooc note in your comment.))

((OOC EDIT for clarity: Angel uses the monikers A.G., Angie, or simply A. (as its listed in her network biopage) with no indication about her looks, age or gender. Unless someone has met her in person and exchanged contact information she's effectively anonymous.))

Comments

[rhygret]

Ugh tell me about it. SO not worth the money we put into mining Eridium or building big guns. Turns out all you really need is a giant robot and a few explosives to take down a Vault Monster. Who knew right?

[ he says "only" as if it had been at all simple. ]

[r3f4c70r3d]

[ She's sure Handsome Jack would beg to differ, Pandora was everything to him, he died for it. And if anything wasn't worth it, it was the people they displaced, the countless innocent lives they snuffed out so impersonally from the safety of cold metal enclosures. That Rhys still prioritizes the money lost over the lives ruined tells Angel he's still Hyperion at his core, even if he's not Jack.]

Um. That is certainly one way of doing it... It sounds like overkill.


[ Hyperions motto tbh. Handsome Jack's way of life. ]

[rhygret]

[ It's hard to be sympathetic to a planet full of people who are constantly trying to kill him, to be fair. The average bandit or Psycho is not the most likeable person. ]

It was actually almost impossible. We sort of got incredibly lucky and it involved teleportation glands.

Because apparently Vault Monsters have those.

[r3f4c70r3d]

Ew.


[ Sounds gross? ]

[rhygret]

That about sums it up yeah. We won though.