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[burglarize]

[ After the murmurs of job opportunities began to mix through the idle chit chat of the refugees, Ann wanted to get a few questions out to the people who may or may not have already started work. ]

Soooo... this whole jobs thing...
It's not as easy as it seems, right? I know we're suppose to work our asses off to make sure they keep the people in Thesa safe, but — has anyone had experience working with something like... that? Guards, scholars, and uh... adult workers.... It all sounds like some weird characters from a fantasy novel or something. Cliche, but given the past few weeks? Totally legit.

I guess I'm wanting to ask: how are you knowing you're a good "fit" for one of these jobs? Back home, I was...

[ She wants to say model, but she doesn't really give the deets too much. ]

Let's just say the closest I got to any of these kind of jobs were reading Shakespeare in school.

If you know of any normal jobs or have any pointers on talking with the recruiters, let me know!!! My skills include fashion, picking good places to eat, and persevering through unlikely circumstances! o(^▽^)o

Comments

[rhygret]

What's Tokyo? Some kind of mall?

[burglarize]

That's the most depressing thing anyone has ever said to me.

It's a city. Like a huge one. I forgot the whole 'other worlds' thing. In one Tokyo, there are dozens of malls. And food stops. And buffets! :)

[rhygret]

Ohh okay, I get you. Wish this place had something like that. The rustic alchemy feeling is nice but I miss air conditioning and vending machines.

[burglarize]

Yeah this is just like some nerd setting in a video game, even down to spells and potions!

I'd kill for an energy drink... a sweet one.

[rhygret]

The potions and spells part is kind of cool though. Back home you only found that kind of stuff in board games and fantasy novels.

[burglarize]

IDK... It's charming at first but then you realize how frickin' weird it is because it sounds like it's from a fantasy book.

This kinda stuff is so unheard of where I'm from. To think this is "normal" just blows my mind. :/

[rhygret]

Trust me, it's weird for me too. Magic doesn't exist where I come from. The space and technology stuff sure but everything else? Straight out of a kid's book.

Only with more man-eating psychic spiders.

[burglarize]

Man-eating psychic spiders....

Sounds like you've had a fun...time..?

[rhygret]

Nope it was pretty much exactly the way it sounds. Which is awful. Nature sucks!

[burglarize]

Wait, no? The beach is awesome and that's pretty nature-y. :/

[rhygret]

Nooo thank-you. I'll take the resort beaches of Aquator over a regular beach any day.

[burglarize]

What does that even MEAN?

[rhygret]

It means unlimited daiquiris and a masseuse on-call at any time of the day.

No way nature beats that.

[burglarize]

All.You.Can.Eat.Buffet.With.Hotel.Stay.

Like?? Hawaii was AMAZING for that alone! Forget alcohol when you can pig out?

[rhygret]

Ugh no why would you say that now I want buffet food. Does this city even do buffet??

[burglarize]

No, I think they roast like a whole pig monster thing and have feasts. Or something like that? It sounds like something that would happen, anyway.

i am not sorry

[rhygret]

Isn't that called a spit roast? I could really go for one of those.

i hate this.

[burglarize]

[ THIS GOES OVER HER HEAD BECAUSE SHE'S PURE. ]

I wonder if we get enough people interested, we could have a spit roast?

im crying laughing

[rhygret]

[ just no one ever look at them basically ]

We'd have to get our hands on a boar or something though wouldn't we? That could be tough.

[burglarize]

Dude, there's a million wild animals! Maybe we should ask the locals which one would be best and tastiest? We can go from there.

[rhygret]

I don't know about you but I for one and not exactly capable of taking down a wild boar okay? I'd have to hire like...a mercenary or a hunter or something for that.

But asking around first is probably a good idea.

[burglarize]

Neither am I?! But, don't they sell them or something?

Wait, actually! Someone I met is going to go fight beasts and bring them back for money — I'm suppose to help her sometime soon.

Here's the deal: we get that beast, you get the seasoning and sauce and we'll have the best spit roast EVER. Deal?

[rhygret]

That is a DEAL my good Panther. Any preferences for seasonings and the like? Otherwise we could try the local cousins as it were and do whatever it is they'd do. It's probably edible.