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[lahaine]

[ For some people the somewhat annoyingly shrill tone of the dragon witch was going to ring as familiar. For others, it was going to be something new; but likely just as irritating.

You see, Avenger was a bit foreign to the concept of "Valentines Day", or any other holiday that would be an expression of love and appreciation. Granted she had once been told that she should make chocolate with her face on it to give to those she deemed worthy, as it would be the "ultimate troll move" (after all who wanted to consume chocolate with her face on it?!) but the plan was a bust. Which led to things being more embarrassing; and her attempting to burn the unfortunate facilitator at the stake.

This time she might take more care in the advice she acted on and save herself the embarrassment. So...What better way to get ideas then to mock everyone who would try to help her? ]

Ha! Hahahahah~ I might just die from laughter! A holiday as stupid as this! What sort of ridiculous things are you idiots planning on doing for each other?

[ Not that she was interested in knowing for her own benefit or anything. Not curious at all. ]

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[abyssalflame]

People must fall to your feet with that attitude.

[lahaine]

Of course they do...dead. Hahahaha!

[ Leave it to Jeanne Alter to laugh at her own bad jokes. ]

[abyssalflame]

...Right, then. Charming as ever.

I have... plans, but it being as stupid a holiday as you say, I doubt you'd be interested in them.

["Plans", sort of.]

[lahaine]

[ A pause, one long enough to illustrate that something he said had gotten to her. ]

Plans? And what sort of plans are those?

[abyssalflame]

Oh, so you are interested.

...An offering for someone who couldn't be here to experience it herself. Nothing special.

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[winddaughter]

[Honestly Avenger's personality doesn't bother Anemone in the slightest. Takes one to know one.

But since Anemone is kind of in agreement, Avenger won't get any advice (not that Anemone would have any).]

I don't really understand the holiday myself.

[lahaine]

Is that so...

[ A kindred spirit so to speak. Anyone else would be quite pleased at this development, but Avenger was poor at making friends. ]

Sorry, you won't find any pity about that here either.

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[catfident]

Sounds like someone's jealous.

[ Because that's totally what it is, right? ]

[lahaine]

J-jealous!? Why would I be jealous of dumb people, doing dumb things on a dumb holiday?!

[catfident]

Maybe your special someone left you. Maybe no one ever thought to give you chocolate.

Or is it because you never had anyone to share it with in the first place?

[ Share your feelings with the class, J'alter. ]

[lahaine]

Special someone?! Fufufufuhahahahaha! [ Obscene laughter that seemed to be trademarked by the Avenger rang out. ] You have to be kidding me with that crap. What makes you think I need anyone at all? [ She was not going to learn anything at this rate. ]

Alright, fine then, I'll throw you a bone... [ Wrong animal, Jeanne ] I have given chocolate to someone before. It had may face on it, making it the worst chocolate ever! Right! Hahaha!

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[earthy]

[Something Wholesome and kind of dumb This Way Comes]

Exactly what's stupid about a celebration of love and friendship?

[lahaine]

Christ...Say that back to yourself...slowly so you can understand it this time. Maybe then you can hear how ridiculous you sound!

[earthy]

What...? I don't sound ridiculous... and there's nothing ridiculous about love! What's your problem with it? And why bother asking what people are going to do for the holiday if you think it's so stupid?

[lahaine]

[ Touchy, touchy. He got so defensive, leading her to believe that it might have actually struck a nerve. That said, she would continue to pick at it. ]

Love is akin to some blind fille de joie with a mental disease and no sense of humor. Is that any way to live your life? [ A pause. ]

Well, maybe for someone like you.

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[panzersoldat]

[ He knows that voice. He hears it in all his worst dreams. Just hearing that voice makes him angry. That laugh. That laugh sends cold chills down his spine and he knows he's about to de-age by like 50 years to the age of a petty teenager.

She should definitely know that loud booming German accented bass by now. ]

Of course you think it's stupid. Because no one would ever care for a little shrew like you. I almost feel sorry for you. Alone and single on a day dedicated to love.

[lahaine]

[ Oh no, it was him. This knight, the crusader, the defender of justice, the... ] Tch pervy old man! I don't need you chiming in. [ Then again, dating back a gift 50 years and giving it to someone would probably make it the worst Valentines day gift ever. Maybe she should hear him out. ]

Besides, who says I am alone? Don't project your insecurities on to me!

[panzersoldat]

[ Pervy! How dare!!! It was just one kiss. ] Too bad. You are getting it anyway. Don't think I've forgotten my vow. [ Turning her in to justice seems to have become tolling her on the networks. How far the noble have fallen. But he still hasn't forgotten he wants to see her pay for her crusty old crimes. ]

You do. Your attitude does. The fact that you seem to think that love itself is laughable. You can only be pathetic and single. Why anyone would even want to have your love. They would have to be crazy. And this is truth. It has nothing to do with me projecting. Besides, I have someone.

[lahaine]

[ Right, he had someone. Though he couldn't see, it wasn't far off to think of the dragon witch of rolling her eyes with a tired huff at his words. ] Right...you have someone...

Your mother doesn't count.

[ The words left her lips in that typical spew of venom that seemed almost second nature. As for someone actually wanting her affections, well that was true. Wasn't it? She was a class of misfortune anyway...and while the truth did hurt, she wasn't going to let it be known it got to her. ] You are even more senile than I thought if you think I care about having someone's love.

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[trample]

[ Eren's not usually the type to respond to something like this, but there's a first for everything. Consider him slightly interested. Maybe it was the edgy attitude that did it. ]

I'd say anyone making plans for holidays is sentimental beyond saving already.

[lahaine]

[ Oh, she could agree, but even so... there would be no sympathy from her, just bitter agreement. ]

Tch, isn't that the truth.

[trample]

It makes me glad that you agree. Most wouldn't understand.

[lahaine]

[ She wasn't really here to make people happy, but if their views happened to match...she couldn't exactly help it.

A scoff was given. ] It is far harder to understand why something as meaningless as this would make people happy.

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[izanyagi]

What type of holidays do you have back home?

[Despite the tone, Yu is curious.]

[lahaine]

[ In all honesty, "normal" holidays; but it was a different question entirely to ask if she participated in them. ]

All sorts of them, but only morons participate in things like that.