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[lahaine]

[ For some people the somewhat annoyingly shrill tone of the dragon witch was going to ring as familiar. For others, it was going to be something new; but likely just as irritating.

You see, Avenger was a bit foreign to the concept of "Valentines Day", or any other holiday that would be an expression of love and appreciation. Granted she had once been told that she should make chocolate with her face on it to give to those she deemed worthy, as it would be the "ultimate troll move" (after all who wanted to consume chocolate with her face on it?!) but the plan was a bust. Which led to things being more embarrassing; and her attempting to burn the unfortunate facilitator at the stake.

This time she might take more care in the advice she acted on and save herself the embarrassment. So...What better way to get ideas then to mock everyone who would try to help her? ]

Ha! Hahahahah~ I might just die from laughter! A holiday as stupid as this! What sort of ridiculous things are you idiots planning on doing for each other?

[ Not that she was interested in knowing for her own benefit or anything. Not curious at all. ]

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[abyssalflame]

People must fall to your feet with that attitude.

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[winddaughter]

[Honestly Avenger's personality doesn't bother Anemone in the slightest. Takes one to know one.

But since Anemone is kind of in agreement, Avenger won't get any advice (not that Anemone would have any).]

I don't really understand the holiday myself.

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[catfident]

Sounds like someone's jealous.

[ Because that's totally what it is, right? ]

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[earthy]

[Something Wholesome and kind of dumb This Way Comes]

Exactly what's stupid about a celebration of love and friendship?

[lahaine]

Of course they do...dead. Hahahaha!

[ Leave it to Jeanne Alter to laugh at her own bad jokes. ]

[lahaine]

Is that so...

[ A kindred spirit so to speak. Anyone else would be quite pleased at this development, but Avenger was poor at making friends. ]

Sorry, you won't find any pity about that here either.

[lahaine]

J-jealous!? Why would I be jealous of dumb people, doing dumb things on a dumb holiday?!

[lahaine]

Christ...Say that back to yourself...slowly so you can understand it this time. Maybe then you can hear how ridiculous you sound!

[abyssalflame]

...Right, then. Charming as ever.

I have... plans, but it being as stupid a holiday as you say, I doubt you'd be interested in them.

["Plans", sort of.]

[lahaine]

[ A pause, one long enough to illustrate that something he said had gotten to her. ]

Plans? And what sort of plans are those?

[abyssalflame]

Oh, so you are interested.

...An offering for someone who couldn't be here to experience it herself. Nothing special.

[lahaine]

Ugh, that smug attitude...Ta gueule! You didn't hear anything!

[ A bristle of her spine and puff of her cheeks was given, but luckily she was not in front of him. As for his plans, she actually knew better then to speak ill of what he was doing, and for once held her tongue in that regard. ]

[abyssalflame]

You've become easy to read, I'm sorry to have to inform you.

It's almost like you were fishing for ideas by means of insulting everyone else in the process. Am I close?

[catfident]

Maybe your special someone left you. Maybe no one ever thought to give you chocolate.

Or is it because you never had anyone to share it with in the first place?

[ Share your feelings with the class, J'alter. ]

[lahaine]

[ Oh no, he has gotten good at this! ]

No. NO! Why would I need ideas?! I have plenty of ideas! Even for something as stupid as this!

[abyssalflame]

Why indeed.

But it's stupid, as you say, so you're not going to be putting them to use. Pointless.

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[panzersoldat]

[ He knows that voice. He hears it in all his worst dreams. Just hearing that voice makes him angry. That laugh. That laugh sends cold chills down his spine and he knows he's about to de-age by like 50 years to the age of a petty teenager.

She should definitely know that loud booming German accented bass by now. ]

Of course you think it's stupid. Because no one would ever care for a little shrew like you. I almost feel sorry for you. Alone and single on a day dedicated to love.

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[trample]

[ Eren's not usually the type to respond to something like this, but there's a first for everything. Consider him slightly interested. Maybe it was the edgy attitude that did it. ]

I'd say anyone making plans for holidays is sentimental beyond saving already.

[lahaine]

Exactly...pointless. It isn't as if I can't do it, I just don't want to!

[lahaine]

Special someone?! Fufufufuhahahahaha! [ Obscene laughter that seemed to be trademarked by the Avenger rang out. ] You have to be kidding me with that crap. What makes you think I need anyone at all? [ She was not going to learn anything at this rate. ]

Alright, fine then, I'll throw you a bone... [ Wrong animal, Jeanne ] I have given chocolate to someone before. It had may face on it, making it the worst chocolate ever! Right! Hahaha!

[lahaine]

[ Oh no, it was him. This knight, the crusader, the defender of justice, the... ] Tch pervy old man! I don't need you chiming in. [ Then again, dating back a gift 50 years and giving it to someone would probably make it the worst Valentines day gift ever. Maybe she should hear him out. ]

Besides, who says I am alone? Don't project your insecurities on to me!

[lahaine]

[ Oh, she could agree, but even so... there would be no sympathy from her, just bitter agreement. ]

Tch, isn't that the truth.

[catfident]

[ Yeesh, can't she tone it down or something? Someone's eardrums are gonna break from that loud volume. Regardless, she's not deterred. ]

Most people do.

[ Need people that is. But hey, if this woman insists. ]

Your face, huh? Is it really that ugly then?

[abyssalflame]

[A pause. For his part, he doesn't normally even like sweets, but...]

...Gods, but you're insufferable. At least find someone in stasis to vent your dislike of the holiday onto and leave the rest of us out of it.

[lahaine]

[ That was rude, even by Jeanne Alter's standards! She wasn't unattractive... was she? Jaw set as she gazed for a moment at her hands that were covered by her gauntlets, her distorted reflection gazing back from the darkened metal. ]

Tch, at least 90% of my "beauty" won't be removed with a tissue.

[ Granted she had no idea what she actually looked like, but it was a spiteful thing to say. ]