audio | un: avenger

[lahaine]

[ For some people the somewhat annoyingly shrill tone of the dragon witch was going to ring as familiar. For others, it was going to be something new; but likely just as irritating.

You see, Avenger was a bit foreign to the concept of "Valentines Day", or any other holiday that would be an expression of love and appreciation. Granted she had once been told that she should make chocolate with her face on it to give to those she deemed worthy, as it would be the "ultimate troll move" (after all who wanted to consume chocolate with her face on it?!) but the plan was a bust. Which led to things being more embarrassing; and her attempting to burn the unfortunate facilitator at the stake.

This time she might take more care in the advice she acted on and save herself the embarrassment. So...What better way to get ideas then to mock everyone who would try to help her? ]

Ha! Hahahahah~ I might just die from laughter! A holiday as stupid as this! What sort of ridiculous things are you idiots planning on doing for each other?

[ Not that she was interested in knowing for her own benefit or anything. Not curious at all. ]

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audio; un: flashgoddess

[catfident]

Sounds like someone's jealous.

[ Because that's totally what it is, right? ]

[lahaine]

J-jealous!? Why would I be jealous of dumb people, doing dumb things on a dumb holiday?!

[catfident]

Maybe your special someone left you. Maybe no one ever thought to give you chocolate.

Or is it because you never had anyone to share it with in the first place?

[ Share your feelings with the class, J'alter. ]

[lahaine]

Special someone?! Fufufufuhahahahaha! [ Obscene laughter that seemed to be trademarked by the Avenger rang out. ] You have to be kidding me with that crap. What makes you think I need anyone at all? [ She was not going to learn anything at this rate. ]

Alright, fine then, I'll throw you a bone... [ Wrong animal, Jeanne ] I have given chocolate to someone before. It had may face on it, making it the worst chocolate ever! Right! Hahaha!

[catfident]

[ Yeesh, can't she tone it down or something? Someone's eardrums are gonna break from that loud volume. Regardless, she's not deterred. ]

Most people do.

[ Need people that is. But hey, if this woman insists. ]

Your face, huh? Is it really that ugly then?

[lahaine]

[ That was rude, even by Jeanne Alter's standards! She wasn't unattractive... was she? Jaw set as she gazed for a moment at her hands that were covered by her gauntlets, her distorted reflection gazing back from the darkened metal. ]

Tch, at least 90% of my "beauty" won't be removed with a tissue.

[ Granted she had no idea what she actually looked like, but it was a spiteful thing to say. ]

[catfident]

[ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

It doesn't matter how much you do or don't remove if the base itself is unattractive.

[ But fine, fine, she'll stop now. Moving on. ]

Who was it you ended up giving chocolate to? Your mother?

[lahaine]

[ Her Mother of all people?! No way!

There was an audible sharp inhale. ]

Tch, no. [ The word spewing from her mouth in an acidic way...] While maybe you have a face only a Mother could love, I had more of a pool to choose from.

[ It wasn't untrue perse...]

I have some to pick from now, if I really wanted.

[catfident]

Really? Such as?

[ Who cares if she won't even know any of the people listed, she's nosy. ]

[lahaine]

[ Why did she care so much? ]

T-tch! [ Would she dare tell this stranger about the Master of Chaldea? It was the only person, prior to coming to this place, that she ever had respect enough to deem worthy as a Master, as well as gave chocolate to, troll or not. ]

Not like you would care, but since you're being so annoying... the Master who saved the world.

[catfident]

[ That's a pretty lofty title there. ]

Master? Are you also being kept as someone's pet?

[ Look, she's met Mephisto, that's the conclusion she's making from this. ]

[lahaine]

No, you piteously miserable idiot! Like I would be anyones pet! [ Her lips spewed venom as she spoke, though she tended to forget that many people were unaware of the grail war. ]

It's just some dumb names to describe a contract made with a mage entering the Holy Grail War.

[catfident]

[ Wow, no need for name-calling!! That's just rude. Not that she minds too terribly, in good enough spirits to ignore it. ]

You certainly don't treat this Holy Grail War with much gravity. Is it not very important to you?

[lahaine]

[ A haphazard shrug, though it wasn't seen. ] Why would I be interested in fighting for some cup? The only value in participating is the look on their faces when I beat them. Hahahaha!

[catfident]

You're very confident of that fact.

[ Yoruichi doesn't sound convinced; she hasn't seen quite enough to know if this 'avenger' woman really is as strong as she claims. ]

[lahaine]

Of course I am. Magus clamor over themselves in disgusting ways for the chance of getting me to help them. It's as pathetic as it is funny! Hahaha!

[ She wasn't lying perse... but it might have been a bit of embellished truth. ]

[catfident]

Surely you wouldn't mind demonstrating what you're capable of then.

[ Color her curious. ]

[lahaine]

Fufufufu~ Willingly asking for a fight, you must be more daft than I thought. Least you aren't as much as a pussy as I thought.

[catfident]

[ How fitting a phrase, even if J'Alter doesn't fully realize the weight of what she's said. ]

You sound incredulous. Has no one ever spoken up to challenge you before?

[lahaine]

Plenty have, but it's another question to wonder if they succeeded.

[ A pause. ]

They didn't.

[catfident]

Sounds like it's time to change that.

[ Boy does she sound awful sure of herself. ]

[lahaine]

You are offering?

HahahahahahaaHAHAHAHAHA!

[catfident]

[ Can you laugh any quieter, her delicate ears are gonna explode. ]

Got a problem with that?

[lahaine]

Of course not. Do you have second thoughts?