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audio | un: avenger
[ For some people the somewhat annoyingly shrill tone of the dragon witch was going to ring as familiar. For others, it was going to be something new; but likely just as irritating.
You see, Avenger was a bit foreign to the concept of "Valentines Day", or any other holiday that would be an expression of love and appreciation. Granted she had once been told that she should make chocolate with her face on it to give to those she deemed worthy, as it would be the "ultimate troll move" (after all who wanted to consume chocolate with her face on it?!) but the plan was a bust. Which led to things being more embarrassing; and her attempting to burn the unfortunate facilitator at the stake.
This time she might take more care in the advice she acted on and save herself the embarrassment. So...What better way to get ideas then to mock everyone who would try to help her? ]
Ha! Hahahahah~ I might just die from laughter! A holiday as stupid as this! What sort of ridiculous things are you idiots planning on doing for each other?
[ Not that she was interested in knowing for her own benefit or anything. Not curious at all. ]
You see, Avenger was a bit foreign to the concept of "Valentines Day", or any other holiday that would be an expression of love and appreciation. Granted she had once been told that she should make chocolate with her face on it to give to those she deemed worthy, as it would be the "ultimate troll move" (after all who wanted to consume chocolate with her face on it?!) but the plan was a bust. Which led to things being more embarrassing; and her attempting to burn the unfortunate facilitator at the stake.
This time she might take more care in the advice she acted on and save herself the embarrassment. So...What better way to get ideas then to mock everyone who would try to help her? ]
Ha! Hahahahah~ I might just die from laughter! A holiday as stupid as this! What sort of ridiculous things are you idiots planning on doing for each other?
[ Not that she was interested in knowing for her own benefit or anything. Not curious at all. ]
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I have... plans, but it being as stupid a holiday as you say, I doubt you'd be interested in them.
["Plans", sort of.]
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Plans? And what sort of plans are those?
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...An offering for someone who couldn't be here to experience it herself. Nothing special.
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[ A bristle of her spine and puff of her cheeks was given, but luckily she was not in front of him. As for his plans, she actually knew better then to speak ill of what he was doing, and for once held her tongue in that regard. ]
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It's almost like you were fishing for ideas by means of insulting everyone else in the process. Am I close?
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No. NO! Why would I need ideas?! I have plenty of ideas! Even for something as stupid as this!
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But it's stupid, as you say, so you're not going to be putting them to use. Pointless.
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...Gods, but you're insufferable. At least find someone in stasis to vent your dislike of the holiday onto and leave the rest of us out of it.
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But.]
If you show up at my doorstep with anything, I'm going to punch you.
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I wasn't planning on participating anyway! [ Blatant lying. ]
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[He doesn't buy it.]
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[ Guess who is certainly getting a troll gift on his doorstep now. Wait, did she just fall into his trap? Guess we will never know if the reverse psychology really worked...]
LATER...
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To add to the irritant, she would reply via voice, just so that he could hear her joy.]
Are you upset by that harassment? Hahahah!
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...Hmmm...]
You'd best stay away from me today if you know what's good for you, brat. I meant what I said about punching you.
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Way to play right into his plans. ]
What was that you incalculably maladjusted derelict!? I would like to see you try!
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[With the distinct impression of him crossing his arms and scoffing.
There may be a tiny bit of a smirk she can't see in there, too.]
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[ And that was FACT. With a grunt of irritation, she would end the transmission with the intent of instead, marching her way to his location to harass him in person. ]