One ( 1 ) to five ( 5 ) hired professionals willing to traverse the wilds of Olympia to gather samples of native flora and fauna. Ideal candidates will have trained in one or more fields of combat; specifics cannot be given due to the unknown and highly unpredictable nature of the Olympia wilderness.
I will be personally leading a highly-trained team of my own to ensure your safety.
PAYMENT
Any one ( 1 ) of the following:
- An amount of currency to be agreed upon before departure. - A cut of any profits made from the samples. - A favor from our incredibly talented, remarkably intelligent, and unbelievably good-looking engineer. - My personal gratitude. (The most valuable option tbh.)
Contact if interested.
Handsome Jack and associates are not responsible for any gutting, burning, maiming, stabbing, devouring, electrocuting, exploding, flaying, defenestrating, or any and all loss of life or limb associated with temporary employees i.e. 'mercenaries'. Temporary employees are not entitled to healthcare options or insurance. Temporary employees and their families are not entitled to any form of compensation in the event of death or maiming i.e. "life insurance". In the event of a mutiny or other attempt to subvert the chain of command, or any attempt to rob, kill, or otherwise harm the team, Handsome Jack and associates reserve the right to execute the offending parties in an only moderately excruciating manner.
[He's pretty far outside of town right now, but he's good at covering ground fast. It still takes him almost the entire two hours to make it there, and he probably wouldn't have if he'd been human. When he swings the door open at last, he definitely looks like a guy who just spent a couple of hours traveling through the woods. There are probably a couple of stray sticks and leaves in his hair and boots. You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaking of which, he just bellows out:]
Anyone seen a Handsome—
[—and then at that moment, realizes that the guy from that photo earlier is sitting right there. Nice. He cuts off with a wave of his hand.]
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Swing by later today and you can pick up your first payment. I'll be here another couple of hours.
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[He's pretty far outside of town right now, but he's good at covering ground fast. It still takes him almost the entire two hours to make it there, and he probably wouldn't have if he'd been human. When he swings the door open at last, he definitely looks like a guy who just spent a couple of hours traveling through the woods. There are probably a couple of stray sticks and leaves in his hair and boots. You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaking of which, he just bellows out:]
Anyone seen a Handsome—
[—and then at that moment, realizes that the guy from that photo earlier is sitting right there. Nice. He cuts off with a wave of his hand.]
Found him! Thanks.