One ( 1 ) to five ( 5 ) hired professionals willing to traverse the wilds of Olympia to gather samples of native flora and fauna. Ideal candidates will have trained in one or more fields of combat; specifics cannot be given due to the unknown and highly unpredictable nature of the Olympia wilderness.
I will be personally leading a highly-trained team of my own to ensure your safety.
PAYMENT
Any one ( 1 ) of the following:
- An amount of currency to be agreed upon before departure. - A cut of any profits made from the samples. - A favor from our incredibly talented, remarkably intelligent, and unbelievably good-looking engineer. - My personal gratitude. (The most valuable option tbh.)
Contact if interested.
Handsome Jack and associates are not responsible for any gutting, burning, maiming, stabbing, devouring, electrocuting, exploding, flaying, defenestrating, or any and all loss of life or limb associated with temporary employees i.e. 'mercenaries'. Temporary employees are not entitled to healthcare options or insurance. Temporary employees and their families are not entitled to any form of compensation in the event of death or maiming i.e. "life insurance". In the event of a mutiny or other attempt to subvert the chain of command, or any attempt to rob, kill, or otherwise harm the team, Handsome Jack and associates reserve the right to execute the offending parties in an only moderately excruciating manner.
Listen, as long as you get results, I don't give two craps and a popcorn fart how you get it done. Just don't look at me if you get caught breaking any of their stupid laws around here.
[ Which also isn't "don't break any laws", so you can pretty much tell what kind of employer Jack is. he don't give a fuq. ]
Hell, I'll even cut you a special deal: the more I know you bag, and only you, the more work I can promise in the future. I'd rather pay more for one valuable asset than a bunch of mediocre ones, ya dig?
Swizzle. If you want to tackle this by yourself, you can head out whenever and come back whenever - don't worry about a deadline. If you don't need my team, you're not restricted to Olympia either. Shoot for the skies, pal.
One more thing - how do you want to get paid? I generally do the half-upfront/half-after routine or a percentage of the overall cut after everybody else has their take, but since you're kinda doing your own thing here, I'm willing to negotiate.
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[ Which also isn't "don't break any laws", so you can pretty much tell what kind of employer Jack is. he don't give a fuq. ]
Hell, I'll even cut you a special deal: the more I know you bag, and only you, the more work I can promise in the future. I'd rather pay more for one valuable asset than a bunch of mediocre ones, ya dig?
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Count me in.
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One more thing - how do you want to get paid? I generally do the half-upfront/half-after routine or a percentage of the overall cut after everybody else has their take, but since you're kinda doing your own thing here, I'm willing to negotiate.
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text > action? i'm good with handwaving or logging or w/e too!
I'll be here for the next couple hours. Think you can swing it?