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[sakabroto]

[This is via text because NO ONE SHOULD SEE HIM RIGHT NOW HE'S HIDEOUS and also he's hyper depressed about losing his best friend, but mostly HE'S HIDEOUS. His roots are showing like mad and he's resorted to wearing a beanie. A BEANIE in this weather. It's horrific.]

yeah so glad everything's all back to normal and whatever, but i got an important question:

where can i get some hair bleach and dye? 'cause like hell i'm going out like this

[p r i o r i t i e s]

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[sakabroto]

[oooooooh did he just walk himself right into the middle of a shit talk fest? dang son he was not prepared for this]

uh...sorry, man. didn't mean to talk shit without knowin' you

but maybe don't call her primitive or a beast? that ain't exactly gonna help her opinion of you

[magnaificent]

I expect no less from those below me, worry not, your ignorance cannot scuff my pride.

If you knew this mongrel as I do, you would hold your tongue before opposing my terms. That aside, I care little and less of her opinion, she is but a pest who refuses to detect when she is unwanted.

[sakabroto]

[Whoa wait. "Below me?" Hold up a sec there, buddy.]

yo look, i apologized. there's no need to go being arrogant

and damn you guys sound almost exactly alike
no wonder you're at each others' throats

[magnaificent]

It is not arrogance that fuels my words, boy. Naught but fact leaves me, and those of the Earth will never be higher than those of The Sun.

If you wish to provoke my ire, do continue with your tactless and inaccurate comparison. We are naught alike.

[sakabroto]

dude, you both talk like someone slapped you guys with a thesaurus and broke it

is that how everyone talks where you're from??

[magnaificent]

Aye.

The manner in which you speak is rather simple, to say the least. I imagine your people are not as well educated.

[He says coming from a warring land of nomadic barbarians who live in tents. To be fair, he and his are more educated than probably most, in terms of what matters to the Xaela, but still.]

[sakabroto]

ugh that'd give me such a headache

and my people are hella educated! we just learned to talk normally instead of sounding like we're always attendin' some kinda fancy ass party

[Sadly Ryuji is probably the worst example of how regular people talk these days. Sorry, bro.]

[magnaificent]

[Fancy eh? Magnai will take that as a compliment.]

If all speak as I, would that not be normal? 'Twould seem to me you lack the understanding of what normal means, but I digress. We have strayed from the topic at hand for long enough.

You had a problem that the Dotharli Khatun thought me worthy of mentioning as a possible savior of such. What say you of this?

[In other words, he kinda let himself forget about the original message that spawned this entire thing in the first place... because talking smack on Sadu was way more pressing.]

[sakabroto]

[Oh god, this guy!!!! It takes him three times to understand what the heck he's saying.

At the very end though, that's the part he's going to latch onto.]

if you're asking about the bleach, then yeah sure
im looking for some for my hair