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[sakabroto]

[This is via text because NO ONE SHOULD SEE HIM RIGHT NOW HE'S HIDEOUS and also he's hyper depressed about losing his best friend, but mostly HE'S HIDEOUS. His roots are showing like mad and he's resorted to wearing a beanie. A BEANIE in this weather. It's horrific.]

yeah so glad everything's all back to normal and whatever, but i got an important question:

where can i get some hair bleach and dye? 'cause like hell i'm going out like this

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[magnaificent]

Ignore her. She merely speaks ill of me because her primitive mind knows naught else to do with itself.

Little surprise, that. Most beasts cling to what they are familiar, after all.

[Of course he's doing the exact same thing... but it's different, he's earned the right to shit talk.]

[sakabroto]

[oooooooh did he just walk himself right into the middle of a shit talk fest? dang son he was not prepared for this]

uh...sorry, man. didn't mean to talk shit without knowin' you

but maybe don't call her primitive or a beast? that ain't exactly gonna help her opinion of you

[magnaificent]

I expect no less from those below me, worry not, your ignorance cannot scuff my pride.

If you knew this mongrel as I do, you would hold your tongue before opposing my terms. That aside, I care little and less of her opinion, she is but a pest who refuses to detect when she is unwanted.

[sakabroto]

[Whoa wait. "Below me?" Hold up a sec there, buddy.]

yo look, i apologized. there's no need to go being arrogant

and damn you guys sound almost exactly alike
no wonder you're at each others' throats

[magnaificent]

It is not arrogance that fuels my words, boy. Naught but fact leaves me, and those of the Earth will never be higher than those of The Sun.

If you wish to provoke my ire, do continue with your tactless and inaccurate comparison. We are naught alike.

[sakabroto]

dude, you both talk like someone slapped you guys with a thesaurus and broke it

is that how everyone talks where you're from??

[magnaificent]

Aye.

The manner in which you speak is rather simple, to say the least. I imagine your people are not as well educated.

[He says coming from a warring land of nomadic barbarians who live in tents. To be fair, he and his are more educated than probably most, in terms of what matters to the Xaela, but still.]

[sakabroto]

ugh that'd give me such a headache

and my people are hella educated! we just learned to talk normally instead of sounding like we're always attendin' some kinda fancy ass party

[Sadly Ryuji is probably the worst example of how regular people talk these days. Sorry, bro.]

[magnaificent]

[Fancy eh? Magnai will take that as a compliment.]

If all speak as I, would that not be normal? 'Twould seem to me you lack the understanding of what normal means, but I digress. We have strayed from the topic at hand for long enough.

You had a problem that the Dotharli Khatun thought me worthy of mentioning as a possible savior of such. What say you of this?

[In other words, he kinda let himself forget about the original message that spawned this entire thing in the first place... because talking smack on Sadu was way more pressing.]

[sakabroto]

[Oh god, this guy!!!! It takes him three times to understand what the heck he's saying.

At the very end though, that's the part he's going to latch onto.]

if you're asking about the bleach, then yeah sure
im looking for some for my hair

(ง'̀-'́)ง

[sadustic]

the weakling finally rears his head. done our afternoon nap, are we?

t('-'t )

[magnaificent]

Weakling.

I was not aware you took to the art of comedy, mutt.

It would greatly explain your lack of discipline in combat. Mayhap had you spent more time on the latter than the former, you might yet claim the Dawn Throne.

they're texting insults across the house at each other aren't they...

[sadustic]

you laze about until well into the afternoon like a spoiled child. 'tis a wonder you haven't starved without a nursemaid to do your hunting for you.

discipline? hah! this coming from the coward who hides behind his tribe and dares not set foot outside his cradle ere night falls.

Yeah, saves him from having to crane his neck speaking directly to her

[magnaificent]

There is naught for me to do in this land. At least, naught worthy of my attention. I see no harm in resting when I have more than earned the right.

I would say I was surprised that your memory is as foggy as it is towards the events which transpired to bring me to my claim of the Dawn Throne, but a small mind can only hold so much. If your words were true, it would not be I upon the throne, my deluded Dotharl.

[sadustic]

you embarrassment. Azim Himself would be ashamed of you, if your tribe isn't already.

[ U CALL URSELF A LEADER OF XAELA???? ]

true conquerors have no need of thrones. but pray, remain seated in your little fortress of stone, so I may watch at leisure when we Dotharl bring it tumbling down around you. t'will be fine sport indeed to watch you and yours drown in the khaat.

[magnaificent]

Words are but air, particularly from you and yours. You do not speak the will of Azim, for none know his thoughts better than I.

I know well the Dotharl praise recklessness, and even greatly more, thoughtlessness. The Oronir not so. By all means, continue to act as the superior you have time and again proven yourself not to be.

[sadustic]

[ This is about the time when she busts in whatever room Magnai is "relaxing" in and promptly fires a pillow right at his face with all the strength she can muster.

Suffice it to say poor Ryuji likely won't get a straight answer about his hair care products out of either of them until their usual squabbling subsides. ]

[sakabroto]

[Just here to say: how is it that the sixteen year old punkass is the more mature of the three here?]

[sadustic]

[ In their defense: barbarians.

On the upside, they know how to throw the raddest parties in town. Ryuji should come to one. :V ]

[magnaificent]

[What's worse is the two of them are the leaders of their people...]