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[sakabroto]

[This is via text because NO ONE SHOULD SEE HIM RIGHT NOW HE'S HIDEOUS and also he's hyper depressed about losing his best friend, but mostly HE'S HIDEOUS. His roots are showing like mad and he's resorted to wearing a beanie. A BEANIE in this weather. It's horrific.]

yeah so glad everything's all back to normal and whatever, but i got an important question:

where can i get some hair bleach and dye? 'cause like hell i'm going out like this

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[sakabroto]

ugh that'd give me such a headache

and my people are hella educated! we just learned to talk normally instead of sounding like we're always attendin' some kinda fancy ass party

[Sadly Ryuji is probably the worst example of how regular people talk these days. Sorry, bro.]

[magnaificent]

[Fancy eh? Magnai will take that as a compliment.]

If all speak as I, would that not be normal? 'Twould seem to me you lack the understanding of what normal means, but I digress. We have strayed from the topic at hand for long enough.

You had a problem that the Dotharli Khatun thought me worthy of mentioning as a possible savior of such. What say you of this?

[In other words, he kinda let himself forget about the original message that spawned this entire thing in the first place... because talking smack on Sadu was way more pressing.]

[sakabroto]

[Oh god, this guy!!!! It takes him three times to understand what the heck he's saying.

At the very end though, that's the part he's going to latch onto.]

if you're asking about the bleach, then yeah sure
im looking for some for my hair