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[The poster on the network today is listed as anonymous -- but for anyone who has met him in person, they'll be sure to recognize his voice. He's not making an attempt at keeping a secret so much as making sure his name only goes out to those he wants it to. He's going by more than one these days, after all.]
[If someone listens carefully, they'll hear the sound of fire crackling in the background. Is he sitting by a campfire? Strange, it seems a little early in the day for that.]
I do hope everyone is having a lovely morning! Or at the very least, I hope you're all fairing better than I am at the moment. You see, I'm having something of a demon problem, and was wondering if anyone might be able to assist me in taking care of it! Naturally, I wouldn't be asking for anyone to help me for free.
[Something shatters in the background, and there's a good minute or two of silence. When he returns, his voice is as calm and unflappable as before... but it's probably good no one can see the face he's making.]
I'm currently in need of a large amount of holy water, but I'm afraid I'm rather incapable of producing it myself. I already know the proper rituals of course, but typically only someone of a certain caliber of purity or faith is capable of imbuing the water with the right properties. [And, ya know, not being a demon helps.] If there are any holy men, priests, priestesses, monks... ah, or even someone of particularly devout faith of any sort who would be willing to assist me, I'd be more than happy to return the favor in whatever way you see fit! ☆
That is, assuming the end result is successful. I'm afraid I don't have the resources to reward you on effort alone! Ah, and of course: serious inquires only, please.
[If someone listens carefully, they'll hear the sound of fire crackling in the background. Is he sitting by a campfire? Strange, it seems a little early in the day for that.]
I do hope everyone is having a lovely morning! Or at the very least, I hope you're all fairing better than I am at the moment. You see, I'm having something of a demon problem, and was wondering if anyone might be able to assist me in taking care of it! Naturally, I wouldn't be asking for anyone to help me for free.
[Something shatters in the background, and there's a good minute or two of silence. When he returns, his voice is as calm and unflappable as before... but it's probably good no one can see the face he's making.]
I'm currently in need of a large amount of holy water, but I'm afraid I'm rather incapable of producing it myself. I already know the proper rituals of course, but typically only someone of a certain caliber of purity or faith is capable of imbuing the water with the right properties. [And, ya know, not being a demon helps.] If there are any holy men, priests, priestesses, monks... ah, or even someone of particularly devout faith of any sort who would be willing to assist me, I'd be more than happy to return the favor in whatever way you see fit! ☆
That is, assuming the end result is successful. I'm afraid I don't have the resources to reward you on effort alone! Ah, and of course: serious inquires only, please.
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Please do. That way, if I can find one, I will send him your way.
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[But probably of more interest than that will be what he sends him--]
Guten tag! This is Johann Faust-- ah, and I don't believe I got your name, mein Herr!
[Is it time for gratuitous German? Yes, yes it is.]
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But yes. German is much more important. It makes him so happy. He'll just eagerly go right into his native tongue, which is definitely heavily Bavarian in regional accent. ]
Ah! Hallo, Herr Faust [ Not questioning the name. Nope nope nope.] You must forgive my rudeness. Reinhardt Wilhelm, at your service!
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[His own accent will be harder to place -- but it'll sound notably older, seeing as it'd be a dialect from a couple of centuries ago.]
A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Herr Wilhelm. But please -- I'm the one who should apologize for this little charade in the first place! One simply can't be too careful with what they reveal to the general public. After all, I would hate for some upstart exorcist to take advantage of my friend's weakness to test their skills. Demonic heritage aside -- he's really a rather sweet boy.
[Okay, even he can't manage to say that without at least a bit of a snicker-- it's a good thing Rin's unconscious right now, or hearing that come out of Mephisto's mouth would probably make him worse.]
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No. I understand, better than anyone, the wish to protect those you care for. I suppose I should apologize to you for my first reaction being that I would help smite him for you. I hadn't known he was a friend. The only demons I know are the ones from the stories and the movies.
And a boy? A young demon then? Then we really need to help him.
Is there anything I need to know? I'm going to go asking around as soon as I'm off this communication with you.