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[The poster on the network today is listed as anonymous -- but for anyone who has met him in person, they'll be sure to recognize his voice. He's not making an attempt at keeping a secret so much as making sure his name only goes out to those he wants it to. He's going by more than one these days, after all.]

[If someone listens carefully, they'll hear the sound of fire crackling in the background. Is he sitting by a campfire? Strange, it seems a little early in the day for that.]

I do hope everyone is having a lovely morning! Or at the very least, I hope you're all fairing better than I am at the moment. You see, I'm having something of a demon problem, and was wondering if anyone might be able to assist me in taking care of it! Naturally, I wouldn't be asking for anyone to help me for free.

[Something shatters in the background, and there's a good minute or two of silence. When he returns, his voice is as calm and unflappable as before... but it's probably good no one can see the face he's making.]

I'm currently in need of a large amount of holy water, but I'm afraid I'm rather incapable of producing it myself. I already know the proper rituals of course, but typically only someone of a certain caliber of purity or faith is capable of imbuing the water with the right properties. [And, ya know, not being a demon helps.] If there are any holy men, priests, priestesses, monks... ah, or even someone of particularly devout faith of any sort who would be willing to assist me, I'd be more than happy to return the favor in whatever way you see fit! ☆

That is, assuming the end result is successful. I'm afraid I don't have the resources to reward you on effort alone! Ah, and of course: serious inquires only, please.

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[Truth be told, he was waiting for this shoe to drop at some point, but. Ugh. Just ugh. uuuuuuuuuuugh. You can't see his face either, but by the tone of his voice, he's wearing one of Those Expressions.

You know. The "notto disu shitto agen" face.]

Political strife and now demons wreaking havoc? This place is sounding homier by the day.

[ Behold the thick, rich sounds of a Bavarian accent. ]
I could try it. I am a knight of the code! While I do not claim to be pure, I would give it my all. Or if all else fails, I will help you smite the demon so it does not harm anyone. And you need not reward me or do any favors for me. Doing the right thing and helping out is more than reward enough!

[Based on the other conversations he's getting the distinct impression that this is not an entirely serious inquiry.]

I have never heard of demons before. The only sacred water I knew of back home was a pool of special water said to be inhabited by the moon and water spirits.

Your reward is a favor? That's not much compared to cold hard silver.

[ Dazai sighs a little. ]

Especially when you're taking about interfering with something on a rampage.

[ He doesn't even go here - not in terms of morals or holy professions. But, someone as conniving as Dazai might be able to scrounge up help, if the reward is high enough to be worth splitting. ]

I can get you the holy water, but exactly what sort of demon problem are you dealing with?

[ It's always best to scout out the terrain ahead before charging into battle, of course. Should he be bringing just himself, or a small army along with the holy water? Is it possession, or a more physical sort of demonic trouble? Really, these are important things to know! ]

You know holy water is just water that someone talks over, right?

[ Of course he's leaving out very important pieces such as it needing to be by a priest but... in his perspective it's all done by people in fancier robes. ]

How can water be "holy"? And what difference does it make from regular water?

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