audio | un: ashari

[zephrah]

Um, hi.

Can anyone hear me?

Am I doing this right?

Hi. I was just wondering if anyone wanted some potted plants or flowers.

You know, to put around your houses. Brighten them up a little.

And, you know, maybe we could talk about something that isn't killing people or wanting to kill people.

It's just a thought.

...Okay. Well. Bye!

[ There are lots of clicks and awkward fumbling as Keyleth tries to figure out how to stop broadcasting her voice, assuming it was broadcasting at all in the first place.

It comes back on a second later, however. ]

Oh! I'm, I'm Keyleth. I should have said that already. I didn't. Sorry.

[ And it ends with less clicking than before, since she figured it out already. ]

Comments

audio | un: real_life_actual_king

[tummyflowers]

You know, I've never really tried gardening. I'm interested but do you have any that are inedible to goats?

audio;

[zephrah]

Oh, hmmm. I don't know. They'll eat just about anything.

[ She thinks about it for a moment, then she rustles through her bags. ]

Maybe oleander? I mean. It's poisonous.

[ Which is, you know, not doing much to discourage discussions of murder, eh? ]

video | un: SizzleItUp@LinkedIn

[chaoticlootral]

Okay, okay, you don't have to threaten us with plants, I'll talk! I'll tell you everything, officer! We did it! Magnus chopped a dude in half in Goldcliffe, but it was self-defense, I swear! We threw his body off a cliff, it was supposed to make the problem go away - we, we looked in his wallet, just, it wasn't looting, it was just to check, and he seemed like a bad dude anyway, no one will miss him. Anything but the flowers, show some mercy!

video (very crooked, kind of terribly shot video)

[zephrah]

[ Keyleth is. Very confused. Confused enough that she feels obligated to try and figure out how she replies with a picture rather than just with her voice. ]

Um.

O-okay?

You don't--you don't have to have a plant, I'm not forcing plant parenting on anyone.

audio; un: ironborn

[reek]

There isn't enough space in our quarters for that.

[ Hi, they are jam packed in here and the arguing makes it feel a whole lot smaller. Granted, he's partially to blame for that bit. ]

irl

[nakatsu]

[a shout from across the room-] Yeah, there is!!

audio; un: wellsuited

[ofobedience]

Yes. To the flowers.

audio;

[zephrah]

Oh, okay!

What kind of flowers do you like?

audio | un: DemonEyeWISELY

[hoboish]

Flowers are boring. But someone will always have something to say about killing. That's just the way it is.

audio;

[zephrah]

[ SIGH. She shouldn't have even said anything, it was just inviting more murder talk. :/ ]

Plants aren't boring. Some of my best friends are plants.

You'd be surprised how much plants know.

text, un: Yousoro★

[ayes]

[THANK you for talking about something that isn't murder.] oh!! potted plants and flowers seem like a really good idea! do you know where to get some? I'm you, you watanabe!

audio, because Keyleth doesn't know how to text yet, oops

[zephrah]

I thought so too!

Um, well, you can get some from me? I have lots of cuttings I can pot up and grow.

What kind do you like, um, You?

video | un: BishopRunout

[poolhall_killer]

Your feed seems to be coming in fine.

What kind of flowers or plants do you have?

[He's not addressing the killing part here because he's said his peace for now. And he figures his new home can benefit from some nice greenery. Something to honor Lord Zato.]

video;

[zephrah]

[ She's trying really hard to make this video thing work. It's a lot of crooked, half-face shots and squinting. ]

All kinds. Floral, greenery, dessert plants, ivy...it's kind of a hobby.

Some are even fruit bearing, but those probably aren't the best house plants. You know, you'd want a garden for those.

audio | un: mad-dog

[hannya]

((hope some roomie shit is cool??))

...Ah. I was wonderin' where these call came from.

audio;

[zephrah]

(Totally cool!)

Oh, oh hi!

Um, sorry?

voice

[heraldsdawn]

[ Well, it's not like he was talking about it out loud? ]

I'd be happy to take some. The idea of living in a house is getting stranger and stranger by the day. I need something of the outdoors.

audio;

[zephrah]

I know what you mean. At least back home, I had gardens.

...Do you know much about herbalism? Like would you want an herb garden?

text; un: Mercy

[valcurie]

Hello there, Keyleth! My name is Angela. This is a lovely idea. It would certainly help create a better environment in anyone's house.

Do you have any plants that don't bloom?

audio (cause Keyleth ain't got texting figured out yet)

[zephrah]

Hi Angela!

Oh, yeah, lots! Do you like ivy? Or maybe a potted palm? Or a fern?

OH YEAH, audio. un: zevran

[agradecido]

As you like, Lady Keyleth. [Don't mind him, he's just amused by her pointed desire for a lack of murder-talk.]

I'm not sure how pleased the rest of my housemates would be, but I would gladly accept your offer, should I acquire my own place--or talk them around to it. Did you have anything specific in mind?

audio;

[zephrah]

[ You can't see her wrinkling her nose but she's wrinkling it. ]

It's, it's just Keyleth.

Well, it depends on what kind of plants you like--and, well. Some plants need more attention than others.

audio | un: sparkler

[flashystyle]

... Sorry, about that. Got a little out of hand.

Do you have anything... exotic?

audo;

[zephrah]

Oh no, it--it's okay! I would just, um, rather talk about something else.

Ummm, well, exotic has a lot of different definitions I've learned. Like, in Marquet I asked for an exotic fruit and they offered me an apple. I guess cause they're not native, so, to them, it was exotic.

...Do you like orchids?

text, un: gardenGnostic

[witchhooded]

hello keyleth i am jade!!!!!!
i do not think i am ready for some potted plants at the moment since this is not my permanent residence it sounds like :\
but i would like to know where it is you are growing them?
i used to have an atrium and i kind of.........
miss it!!!!!

audio (keyleth hasn't figured out texting I am so sorry)

[zephrah]

Hi Jade!

I just, um, grow them in my house. I'm a druid, so...magical plant growth, that's kind of what I do.

audio | un: buffy

[slay]

Depends, Keyleth. Are they magic, immortal flowers? I'm not much in the way of the green thumb.

audio;

[zephrah]

Hi Buffy!

Ummmmm, well, not immortal, but they're pretty tough? They're grown with druidic magic, but they still need water and sunlight.

audio | un: saypeace

[b0mbshell]

Do you have any useful ones?

Like herbs or medicinal plants, mainly.

[He kind of wants to ask about poisonous ones but he's guessing he's going to have to go find a library and not actually incriminate himself over the network. Not that he has any specific plans, but who wouldn't want something for a rainy day.]

audio;

[zephrah]

[ She does, in fact, have lots of poisonous plants. Shhh, don't tell. ]

I have both! Glissfoil, feverfew, chamomile, sage, mint, basil...any of those sound good?

audio / un: chocobro

[punshots]

You are totally doing this right. [ By not talking about murder, for The Six's sake. Everyone needs to slow their murder roll right down. ]

What kinda petals are you peddling? ...Also, is having a green thumb, uh, necessary?

[ He's never actually tried growing something before. ]

audio;

[zephrah]

[ For real, my dude, for real. ]

You can take a pretty hardy plant, and, well, they're grown with magic, so they're even hardier on top of that.

You do need to water them, though!

video; un: Gnorlands

[rampager]

[FUCK YOU RICHARD, I SEE YOU TALKIN' SHIT UPTHREAD]

If you're offering, I would greatly appreciate anything you could spare. Preferably something edible or with medicinal properties, if possible.

video;

[zephrah]

Oh, hi!

[ Keyleth is peering, but she isn't making a big deal out of, you know, horned goat guy. Though part of her is like, demon??? but hey she's met some perfectly okay demons, NO JUDGEMENT HERE. ]

I have lots of herbs. Do you like basil?

Audio; un: Nocturne

[melodiouspacifist]

Uh, I don't know. How likely is it going to die? It just needs water right?

[Plants aren't his specialty, sorry.]

audio;

[zephrah]

Well, some need a little more attention than others. But water and sunlight, mostly, yeah.

audio | un:edmund

[exonerated]

I would be delighted for some flowers. I'm certain my house mates wouldn't mind.

audio;

[zephrah]

Okay! What kind of flowers do you like?

text, un: endsoftheearth

[earthy]

hello keylith im terra
hope i spelled your name right

[Perhaps unwisely, Terra started out on his own How to Use Your Phone journey with text instead of audio or video.]

where are you getting these plants from

[Okay, gonna have to sit down here and figure out punctuation on this thing. Let's see, where is the... Ah. There.]

?

[Slowly levels up Texting Skills.]

audio;

[zephrah]

You almost got it! It's with a second E, not an I.

I'm growing them from my own cuttings, actually.

audio | un: zelda

[hylights]

[There's a smile in her voice when Zelda answers. This technology isn't the simplest to decipher at first glance.]

I can hear you; it's good to speak with you again, Keyleth.

The flowers are a wonderful idea. Did you find some in the woods before we got here?

audio;

[zephrah]

Hi Zelda!

I did, but I haven't had time to study them yet, to find out anything about them. These are all my cuttings from home.

audio ( un: tohsaka )

[jewelling]

Flowers, huh? I'm not much of a plant person, but I wouldn't mind taking one or two off your hands. I'll like to think I'm responsible enough to water them every day.

[ Basically, she needs a reason to get up in the morning, especially when things been so quiet lately... ]

audio;

[zephrah]

I can give you some that are pretty hardy and easy to take care of, if you prefer?

audio; un: RedMage

[adelphoi]

[ thank gods this one isn't about murder ]

I think that sounds lovely. I've never cared for a plant before, though..

audio;

[zephrah]

[ Right?? RIGHT?? Like wow. ]

Oh hey Alisaie!...This is you, right? it sounds like you.

It's really not that difficult. [ Says the girl who can make plants grow with a thought. ] Make sure they have water and sunlight, and they stay pretty happy.