audio | un: ashari

[zephrah]

Um, hi.

Can anyone hear me?

Am I doing this right?

Hi. I was just wondering if anyone wanted some potted plants or flowers.

You know, to put around your houses. Brighten them up a little.

And, you know, maybe we could talk about something that isn't killing people or wanting to kill people.

It's just a thought.

...Okay. Well. Bye!

[ There are lots of clicks and awkward fumbling as Keyleth tries to figure out how to stop broadcasting her voice, assuming it was broadcasting at all in the first place.

It comes back on a second later, however. ]

Oh! I'm, I'm Keyleth. I should have said that already. I didn't. Sorry.

[ And it ends with less clicking than before, since she figured it out already. ]

Comments

[punshots]

Especially especially the ones that can walk and might wanna eat you. [ He knows...from experience. ]

So are you some kind of botanist? Oooor just really into flowers?

[zephrah]

Right? Those are super scary. My fried Grog got swallowed by this big crocodile that was also a swap plant. It was crazy. [ The Feywilds, man, it's like constantly being on drugs. ]

No, I'm a druid. What's a botanist?

[punshots]

A very plant-y scientist. That studies plants. Kind of sounds like it'd be up your alley.

[ He doesn't ask what a druid is, but let's be real, he only does because of tabletop games. ]

[zephrah]

...Huh. I wonder if that's a job I could get here. [ Cause she would be really good at it, and apparently, honest work has to be a thing now. ]

[punshots]

I bet! You could become some sort of...plant doctor. Check out the tubers and vines and cure what ails 'em.

[ It sounds...pretty dull to him, but to each their own! ]