audio | un: ashari

[zephrah]

Um, hi.

Can anyone hear me?

Am I doing this right?

Hi. I was just wondering if anyone wanted some potted plants or flowers.

You know, to put around your houses. Brighten them up a little.

And, you know, maybe we could talk about something that isn't killing people or wanting to kill people.

It's just a thought.

...Okay. Well. Bye!

[ There are lots of clicks and awkward fumbling as Keyleth tries to figure out how to stop broadcasting her voice, assuming it was broadcasting at all in the first place.

It comes back on a second later, however. ]

Oh! I'm, I'm Keyleth. I should have said that already. I didn't. Sorry.

[ And it ends with less clicking than before, since she figured it out already. ]

Comments

audio;

[zephrah]

Hi Buffy!

Ummmmm, well, not immortal, but they're pretty tough? They're grown with druidic magic, but they still need water and sunlight.

[slay]

Hardy is good. And that's not the kind of magic that might make it, say, grow strangly vines and kill us in our sleep?

[zephrah]

Oh, no, definitely no creeping vines.

[ Keyleth can do that, but it takes concentration and intent and proximity. ]

They're just flowers and plants, promise.

[slay]

Well, if you promise not to be disappointed in my potential for inevitable failure, I'd be happy to give keeping one of them alive a try. It'd brighten up the place.

[zephrah]

It's okay! If you kill it, just bring it back, I'll fix it.

Maybe a cactus would be a better fit for you.

[slay]

Ooh! Cactus! I could do cactus. Or maybe a succulent?

[zephrah]

I have those too! I love succulents, they're so cute!