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Um, hi.

Can anyone hear me?

Am I doing this right?

Hi. I was just wondering if anyone wanted some potted plants or flowers.

You know, to put around your houses. Brighten them up a little.

And, you know, maybe we could talk about something that isn't killing people or wanting to kill people.

It's just a thought.

...Okay. Well. Bye!

[ There are lots of clicks and awkward fumbling as Keyleth tries to figure out how to stop broadcasting her voice, assuming it was broadcasting at all in the first place.

It comes back on a second later, however. ]

Oh! I'm, I'm Keyleth. I should have said that already. I didn't. Sorry.

[ And it ends with less clicking than before, since she figured it out already. ]

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You know, I've never really tried gardening. I'm interested but do you have any that are inedible to goats?

Okay, okay, you don't have to threaten us with plants, I'll talk! I'll tell you everything, officer! We did it! Magnus chopped a dude in half in Goldcliffe, but it was self-defense, I swear! We threw his body off a cliff, it was supposed to make the problem go away - we, we looked in his wallet, just, it wasn't looting, it was just to check, and he seemed like a bad dude anyway, no one will miss him. Anything but the flowers, show some mercy!

There isn't enough space in our quarters for that.

[ Hi, they are jam packed in here and the arguing makes it feel a whole lot smaller. Granted, he's partially to blame for that bit. ]

Yes. To the flowers.

Flowers are boring. But someone will always have something to say about killing. That's just the way it is.

[THANK you for talking about something that isn't murder.]

oh!!
potted plants and flowers seem like a really good idea!
do you know where to get some?

I'm you, you watanabe!

Your feed seems to be coming in fine.

What kind of flowers or plants do you have?

[He's not addressing the killing part here because he's said his peace for now. And he figures his new home can benefit from some nice greenery. Something to honor Lord Zato.]

[a shout from across the room-] Yeah, there is!!

((hope some roomie shit is cool??))

...Ah. I was wonderin' where these call came from.

[ Well, it's not like he was talking about it out loud? ]

I'd be happy to take some. The idea of living in a house is getting stranger and stranger by the day. I need something of the outdoors.

Hello there, Keyleth! My name is Angela. This is a lovely idea. It would certainly help create a better environment in anyone's house.

Do you have any plants that don't bloom?

Oh, hmmm. I don't know. They'll eat just about anything.

[ She thinks about it for a moment, then she rustles through her bags. ]

Maybe oleander? I mean. It's poisonous.

[ Which is, you know, not doing much to discourage discussions of murder, eh? ]

[ Keyleth is. Very confused. Confused enough that she feels obligated to try and figure out how she replies with a picture rather than just with her voice. ]

Um.

O-okay?

You don't--you don't have to have a plant, I'm not forcing plant parenting on anyone.

They are kind of cramped, but it doesn't have to be a big plant.

Maybe a cactus ball?

Or a succulent?

Oh, okay!

What kind of flowers do you like?

[ SIGH. She shouldn't have even said anything, it was just inviting more murder talk. :/ ]

Plants aren't boring. Some of my best friends are plants.

You'd be surprised how much plants know.

I thought so too!

Um, well, you can get some from me? I have lots of cuttings I can pot up and grow.

What kind do you like, um, You?

[ She's trying really hard to make this video thing work. It's a lot of crooked, half-face shots and squinting. ]

All kinds. Floral, greenery, dessert plants, ivy...it's kind of a hobby.

Some are even fruit bearing, but those probably aren't the best house plants. You know, you'd want a garden for those.

(Totally cool!)

Oh, oh hi!

Um, sorry?

Well I don't want to kill him. But, you know how goats are, they'll eat anything they can.

[So. Maybe not flowers? Tough call.]

I know what you mean. At least back home, I had gardens.

...Do you know much about herbalism? Like would you want an herb garden?

Hi Angela!

Oh, yeah, lots! Do you like ivy? Or maybe a potted palm? Or a fern?

Oh, no no no, I don't want to kill anything either! I just meant, animals usually know what's poisonous. You know, instinct.

Nothin' to apologize for. Ain't like I need a lot of room.

[He pauses-- this living with strangers thing has him as much out of element as everything else. Walking into a house that looks like a florist's all of a sudden could be normal.

He strongly doubts it, but it could be.]

...You're ain't cleanin' out the market stands for these, are you?

That's a good point. But what if your goat isn't an animal as such?

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