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- critical role: vax'ildan,
- critical role: vex'ahlia,
- fairy tail: juvia lockser,
- fate/: emiya (archer),
- ffxiv: estinien wyrmblood,
- ffxiv: sidurgu orl,
- ffxv: aranea highwind,
- ffxv: prompto argentum,
- got: ramsay bolton,
- harry potter: sirius black,
- kingdom hearts: riku,
- nier: a2,
- rwby: qrow branwen,
- star wars: kylo ren,
- star wars: meetra surik/the exile,
- symphogear: kanade amou,
- twau: bigby wolf
dial h for hire [video]
[ The feed picks up with a slight buzz of static. The visuals over the network focus on a waist-up shot of Aranea who isn't looking too hot. Not only is her face bruised (healing black eye, slightly swollen nose and busted lip), but there is a bandage pack poking out from under her top. ]
Don't want to waste anyone's time — there's enough stupid messages coming across this every day and I don't want to add to it.
My names Aranea Highwind and I'm recruiting for a mercenary group — odd jobs, monster hunts, personal protection, and the like. I'm willing to give a large cut on jobs I get in, bordering 65%. Tough sons of a bitches please apply and those looking for their problems to be solved? I'm your gal.
[ I mean, even now she's confident with a sly smirk plastered on her face. This is the most blunt ass sales pitch ever? But — ]
You can't trust everyone you meet here, some people will literally stab you. [ She nudges the view to her hip, but rolls her eyes as the camera gets back to her. ] But, there's still people wanting to help out. Why waste your time at that shitty fight club when you can make a difference and get paid for it? Think about it.
Don't want to waste anyone's time — there's enough stupid messages coming across this every day and I don't want to add to it.
My names Aranea Highwind and I'm recruiting for a mercenary group — odd jobs, monster hunts, personal protection, and the like. I'm willing to give a large cut on jobs I get in, bordering 65%. Tough sons of a bitches please apply and those looking for their problems to be solved? I'm your gal.
[ I mean, even now she's confident with a sly smirk plastered on her face. This is the most blunt ass sales pitch ever? But — ]
You can't trust everyone you meet here, some people will literally stab you. [ She nudges the view to her hip, but rolls her eyes as the camera gets back to her. ] But, there's still people wanting to help out. Why waste your time at that shitty fight club when you can make a difference and get paid for it? Think about it.
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Ding, ding. There's a point for you. Pretty sure there's a good chance I've seen whatever it is you've seen, though.
[ to an extent, anyway. replace daemons with big baddies like himself in his prime and he truly has encountered much of what Aranea has. maybe when they have some time and she's not beat up to hell and back, they can sit down and talk about what they've seen and done in their respective lands. ]
I call bullshit. [ just gonna shut her down immediately. ] Don't lie to me. It's not worth your time or mine. You pursued what would make you and your boys and girls a pretty penny, and only backed away if it threatened the possibility of fucking with your routine.
[ he probably sounds... particularly to-the-point in his words, but to Bigby, he's just having a conversation with someone he feels can take the heat. ]
So in essence, you're a businesswoman. A hands-on one. You can correct me if I'm wrong.
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[ He hasn't seen everything, you know. She lingers on her words when he shuts her down. ]
Close, but no cigar. I backed away when I saw self important, mediocre men in power ruin people's lives. I'm far from some angel, but there's a difference between being selfish and being sadistic.
[ UGH!! ]
I make a living at things I'm good at. Do you blame me?