text; @unchained

[hedonistic]

hey so these disappearances are spooky and seasonally appropriate and all but things have been kinda boring lately right

[have they, kagari. have they really.]

so i was thinking it might be fun to play a game
any of you guys ever heard of would you rather?

basically how it goes is someone posts two things (the more ridic the better) and people respond with their decision on which they'd rather do and then come up with their own two things

it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after (◡‿◡✿)

let's start with a classic: would you rather be attacked by 100 duck-sized horses or by 1 horse-sized duck?

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text; un: R

[winecasks]

I can say with all certainty that I would very much like to see both of these things. Does the game allow me to choose 100 duck-sized horses being led by 1 horse-sized duck?

[ He's failed the game already. ]

[hedonistic]

that's exactly the opposite of what the game allows you to do but i'm intrigued by your masochism so i'll allow it

does that mean you'd rather encounter the horse-sized duck first

[winecasks]

[ He has creativity, alright, even if he rarely exercises it. ]

Of course. You see, monsieur, ducks lack in teeth. The damage that could be done would be the work of large wings and tiny hooves only. I would prefer that to a large set of molars.

text; UN: Trafalgar

[kikoku]

This is a stupid question

[A complete dismissal? No.]
In the grand scheme of things, ducks and horses really aren't that different in size, so it's obviously better to pick the single target rather than 100 of something.

[hedonistic]

[...]

what the hell kind of ducks do you have in your world

[kikoku]

It depends on where you are. I know there's a species of duck in Alabasta that's large enough to ride.

But I'm saying that for me fighting something that's 1ft tall isn't that much different than fighting something 5ft tall.
[Basically he's some sort of lunatic is what he's saying.]

text; un: onionship

[wheresmyfingerbones]

( This is a game that Davos can get behind. )

1 horse sized one.


[hedonistic]

oooh, decisive, i like that
care to share why the class why

[wheresmyfingerbones]

So you know you aren't missing one duck when you strike. It's very easy to lose count of a hundred horses, especially if duck sized.

un: SORA!

[happylocksmith]

Oh THIS game! Cool, I'll play!

I'll go with 100 duck-sized horses! You don't want to mess with ducks, they know magic.

[hedonistic]

what the hell how does everyone have way cooler ducks than my world????
i have lived my life deprived of magical ducks, and this is a tragedy of the highest order

[yes, the ducks are the greatest tragedy of your life, kagari. sure.]

[happylocksmith]

I guess it's not ALL ducks, but my friend Donald's a great magician. I wouldn't want to fight him if he was the size of a horse.

Hey, when he wakes up I'll introduce you to him, then you won't be deprived of magical ducks any more!

Oh, and would you rather be super strong or super fast?

un: revolution, text

[idealisme]

"it ends up with us all judging each other's life and choices and nobody lives happily ever after"

How pointless! Why does anyone play this? Moreover, the two animals you described? They don't exist. Bah.

[hedonistic]

wow, who invited the fun police

[idealisme]

Is this really how you're spending your time?

text » id: killjoy

[motivation]

why ducks and horses?

[ but also: ] do i still have my gun in this scenario?

[hedonistic]

why not?

[it's a meme ok dutch ... don't question it]

let's say you do
but also that the giant duck won't go down with one or two shots, just to keep it interesting

[motivation]

[ what's a meme? ]

fine
i like my odds against a giant duck

text | username: janeway

[directives]

One horse-sized duck.

[hedonistic]

man we've got a lot of duck fans here today
or maybe haters, depending on how you're planning to fight them lol

[directives]

Particle weapon. A larger target's easier to hit and doesn't drain the power cell.

id: @juno

[stuns]

can you ride the horse-sized duck?

[hedonistic]

sure, why not
it'd probably try to throw you, though

un: thebrave

[flask]

100 duck sized horses. they can't fly, are more easily killed at a distance, and then i would have horse tongue for days.

let's see, how did the kids use to play this one... would you rather have your feet boiled in oil or the skin on your hands peeled off with my teeth?

[hedonistic]

can't say i've ever had horse tongue but fair enough
you're the first one to pick that so congrats on being original (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

anyway i think i'd go with the oil
both would hurt like a bitch but it'd be over faster

would you rather sleep naked in winter or spend a summer day wearing a thick coat, gloves, and scarf
both outside of course, no cheating with thermostats