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[wheresmyfingerbones]

Hello, my name is Davos Seaworth and I have a question.

Can someone tell me what are these? 🤒😃😃😄😀🙂😉😳🤥🙄😲🤐🤒👿👻💩👽🎃

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[wheresmyfingerbones]

You do understand that we don't literally carry stags and dragons as currency. That's just the name of the coins.

[particlebarrier]

I got that part!!

I'm just saying coins are heavier than paper. Plus they make you jingle everywhere you go and nobody likes a jingler.

[wheresmyfingerbones]

I suppose you are right about that. I just never thought to use paper as currency. And many people like the sound of gold and silver clinking together.

[particlebarrier]

Do you?

[wheresmyfingerbones]

During my days as a smuggler, absolutely.

[particlebarrier]

You were a smuggler? What kind of things did you smuggle?

[wheresmyfingerbones]

Things that were needed or wanted. Weapons, food, supplies, that sort.

[particlebarrier]

Huh. And your pirate ship was called the Onion?

[Guessing based on that username there.]

[wheresmyfingerbones]

Smuggler, not a pirate. And no. That's a reference to my last smuggling, where I smuggled onions and fish to a starving garrison in a besieged castle. It's where I earned my knighthood.