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[wheresmyfingerbones]

Hello, my name is Davos Seaworth and I have a question.

Can someone tell me what are these? 🤒😃😃😄😀🙂😉😳🤥🙄😲🤐🤒👿👻💩👽🎃

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[wheresmyfingerbones]

Never thought you can carve a pumpkin that way.

[emblazes]

seriously?

[Not that he can really make fun of people for being unaware of certain customs, popularity notwithstanding.]

usually little kids do it...but it's pretty hard.

[wheresmyfingerbones]

But what does it convey? I can understand the faces but why a carved pumpkin?

[emblazes]

[That's a good question, especially where he doesn't want to get into the details of Halloween and such; if he's learned one thing from being here, it's that Earthly holidays often cause more confusion...]

i guess you could pretend it was a peach if you didn't want to use a normal smiley face?

[The worst explanation TO DATE.]

[wheresmyfingerbones]

( Especially when Davos recalls That One Peace Renly Threw At Stannis During Parley And It Haunted Stannis Ever Since. )

Should have told me that earlier, now I only think of it as a pumpkin.

[emblazes]

[Haunted...huh..👻]

what do you think the green thing is?

[He may or may not be trolling. If this can be considered trolling. This is the first time in history...]

[wheresmyfingerbones]

( Davos doesn't understand. )

What green thing?

1/2

[emblazes]

[weird that they aren't already best friends...]

the only green thing!

[emblazes]

👽

that.

[wheresmyfingerbones]

I'm told that is an alien.

[emblazes]

alright.

[lame...]

that's the only other tricky one, i think.

[wheresmyfingerbones]

I don't know about that, there's plenty I don't know about.

Like this one.

✈️

[emblazes]

that's just an airplane.

[He did nearly type seagull. His accuracy can be blamed on his interests.]