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[thetaintedsorrow]

[The video opens with a very flushed Chuuya, and the source of that rosy color on his cheeks is soon readily apparent. In his hand is a glass of red wine that’s barely half-full, and it’s obvious that he’s been hitting the bottle hard. Behind him is the backdrop of a lavish, cozy bedroom, and a small bird can be seen flitting to and fro.]

This is the first time I’ve posted a video on here. Seems easy enough. Anyway, while we all wait for news of whatever the hell is going on with the bigger picture right now, why not have some fun?

[Chuuya takes a sip of his wine.]

So I’m gonna ask a few questions. First off, what’s your drink of choice? I’m taking suggestions on different cocktails to mix up since I’ve got an entire bar to work with now. Hell, if it’s good enough, I might just name it after you.

[And he downs the rest of the wine. So classy.]

Second question; besides the people, what do you miss most about home? Or maybe tell me about something you’ve gotten back that you were missing when you first woke up. Or even weirdass gifts you never asked for that just randomly appeared.

Comments

[colorature]

Hehe, I can. It's pretty funny, or at least I think it is. Solomon doesn't think so though...

_{[Spoil sport.]}

[thetaintedsorrow]

He needs to learn to have fun.

How sturdy are those fangs, anyway? Can they bite through bone?

[colorature]

_{[Solomon needs the stick out of his ass first.]}

Yep. I eat bone too.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Yeah. I heard some stuff about that from Mephisto.

[About how Diva was the body disposal for his little revenge spree.]

[colorature]

Oh...you did? I was pretty messy.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Nothing wrong with being messy sometimes. Might as well enjoy yourself, right?

[colorature]

_{That's what I think.}

[thetaintedsorrow]

People get way too huffy about shit. Do what feels good, I say. Why not enjoy yourself?

Booze and sex are what make life worth living.

[colorature]

Which one's better?

NSFW-ish

[thetaintedsorrow]

[Don’t make him choose, Diva?!

He’s visibly pondering this.]

Depends. I’m gonna lean towards sex, though. Booze is good for taking the edge off. Banging is good for a thrill.

[colorature]

Does it really feel that good?

_{[It's not like she's had full bang before, but she has gotten off. She just doesn't exactly equate the two.]}

I don't really know what it's like to be drunk either. I'm not sure I can be.

[thetaintedsorrow]

One of the best feelings there is in my opinion.

[Good thing he’s absolutely shameless.]

I dunno how it feels for a chick. I’m assuming it’s good, as long as whoever you’re banging knows what they’re doing.

[He helps himself to another glass of wine.]

You should try to get drunk sometime, then. Shell was a lightweight.

[colorature]

Wouldn't I have to know what I'm doing? I mean I know how to make a baby but...

_{[...yeah. Anyway, they're fellow shameless, kindred spirits.]}

I'm not surprised. My baby bird is pretty weak. Reign too. If they didn't drink blood and have fangs they would be as human as they come.

I would probably have to drink your entire bar to feel anything.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Making a baby isn’t hard.

[He guesses?? He’s pretty much set in his love of dick, so.]

Baby bird? Did you take him under your wing or something?

[colorature]

Have you made one before?

_{[She's curious.]}

Oh, well...not exactly. He was feeling faint because he was being a fool and not eating so I fed him some of my blood the way a mother bird would her chick.

_{[Mouth to mouth, that is.]}

[thetaintedsorrow]

[He almost spits his wine everywhere. Almost.]

What?? No!! I’ve never banged a chick before!!

[JEEZE DIVA C’MON.]

Doesn’t surprise me. He only recently started drinking human blood again.

[colorature]

_{[Oh. Well hey, you didn't tell her otherwise!!]}

Why not?

Yes, he told me. I'm glad he came to his senses. What he was doing was pretty foolish.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Because I’m not attracted to women.

[He can find them beautiful, of course, and he does, but his bedroom activities are solely dick-based.]

He had his reasons.

[colorature]

Oh.

_{[Well that explains it.]}

I found out not that long ago it takes nine months for a baby to happen and then it hurts...so if you had made one I was going to ask you about it.

_{[Mention of "reasons" just has her shrugging.]}

They're not very good ones.

[thetaintedsorrow]

I mean, yeah, that’s the simplified version of it. But I dunno anything besides the basics.

[Chuuya can’t tell Diva Shell’s reasonings, so he’ll just have to silently disagree.]

I guess. Anyway, who did you learn all that from?

[colorature]

Which part? How long it takes or how to do it?

[thetaintedsorrow]

Uh. Both, I guess.

[colorature]

Amshel and Solomon told me how people make babies and mate a long time ago. Eggsy told me that it takes nine months and that it hurts. I didn't know that part until he told me.

[thetaintedsorrow]

[Damn. She really is sheltered, huh?]

Yeah. It does. From what I’ve heard. I dunno if it’s the same for Chiropterans though. It’s not like your kind lays eggs, right?

[colorature]

Lay eggs? Why would I lay an egg?

_{[Seriously what?]}

My species namesake might be from bats but they're mammals not birds.