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[thetaintedsorrow]

[The video opens with a very flushed Chuuya, and the source of that rosy color on his cheeks is soon readily apparent. In his hand is a glass of red wine that’s barely half-full, and it’s obvious that he’s been hitting the bottle hard. Behind him is the backdrop of a lavish, cozy bedroom, and a small bird can be seen flitting to and fro.]

This is the first time I’ve posted a video on here. Seems easy enough. Anyway, while we all wait for news of whatever the hell is going on with the bigger picture right now, why not have some fun?

[Chuuya takes a sip of his wine.]

So I’m gonna ask a few questions. First off, what’s your drink of choice? I’m taking suggestions on different cocktails to mix up since I’ve got an entire bar to work with now. Hell, if it’s good enough, I might just name it after you.

[And he downs the rest of the wine. So classy.]

Second question; besides the people, what do you miss most about home? Or maybe tell me about something you’ve gotten back that you were missing when you first woke up. Or even weirdass gifts you never asked for that just randomly appeared.

Comments

[colorature]

Which part? How long it takes or how to do it?

[thetaintedsorrow]

Uh. Both, I guess.

[colorature]

Amshel and Solomon told me how people make babies and mate a long time ago. Eggsy told me that it takes nine months and that it hurts. I didn't know that part until he told me.

[thetaintedsorrow]

[Damn. She really is sheltered, huh?]

Yeah. It does. From what I’ve heard. I dunno if it’s the same for Chiropterans though. It’s not like your kind lays eggs, right?

[colorature]

Lay eggs? Why would I lay an egg?

_{[Seriously what?]}

My species namesake might be from bats but they're mammals not birds.

[thetaintedsorrow]

I dunno. Anything is possible.

[If you believe.]

Anyway, did you uh. Ever try to make one with Reign?

[colorature]

With Reign?

_{[There's a shake of her head, some of her hair falling over her shoulder.]}

He was trying to teach me and we sort of practiced some things...

_{["practice" being vague for they made out and who knows what happened after, but Diva's still virginal as ever.]}

If I ever really tried though, Solomon would kill him probably.

[thetaintedsorrow]

[”Practiced”. God, that sounds like Chuuya’s teenage days.]

Kill him? I thought he wanted a baby. Why does he hate Reign so much?

[colorature]

_{[It's as awkward as it sounds.]}

He's jealous maybe. He doesn't approve of Reign, so I can't have a baby with him.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Then why doesn’t he just make a baby with you and be done with it?

[colorature]

I don't know. He won't tell me why.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Weird.

Maybe he likes dudes.

[colorature]

I don't know if he likes men but I know he likes me.

He's kissed me before.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Hm. I dunno then.

Damn, how many people have you kissed?

[colorature]

Not many. A handful at best.

I don't go around just kissing people.

You make it sound like a bad thing.

[thetaintedsorrow]

It’s not bad thing. I’m just curious.

Kissing is good. Especially with tongue.

[colorature]

Oh...

_{[Well, okay. As long as you're not implying she's handing out kisses to everyone.]}

It is. I like it a lot.

[thetaintedsorrow]

It’s even better with fangs, in my opinion. But that’s just me. Some people might not enjoy being bitten.

[colorature]

You think so? I'm surprised a human would enjoy it.

I find it hard not to bite.

[thetaintedsorrow]

[Gurl you have no idea.]

Yes. I like being bitten.

[colorature]

I can bite you then!

[thetaintedsorrow]

I tasted good, right? Maybe I’ll let you drink from me again sometime.

[colorature]

Mhmm...you're lucky I like you or else I would've drunk you dry.

You should, but you need to be careful too. Just because you like being bit doesn't mean you should let yourself become a buffet.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Why? You worried about me?

[By now Chuuya has drained an entire bottle of wine, and any filter he once had has long since vanished.]

You wanna know something? It’s a secret, you can’t tell anyone.

[colorature]

If you die Atsushi will be sad.

_{[Was she worried about him? Not...exactly. She cared, sure, but not to the same extent she did others. Chuuya had been nice to her though. In her mind he's a decent human, one that's managed to escape her ire.]}

I won't tell.