text; un: J.SHEPPARD

[impavid]

Pop quiz, hot shots.

What do we know about shamans and dragons?

This is definitely a leading question. Most interesting or unusual fact gets a drink out of it at the end.

[ooc; Sheppard had an NPC thread for group B, he'll be cautious but the information can be dragged out of him! ]

Comments

un: pholia

[baguablade]

The head shaman may or may not have a cat named Mr. Squigglebottoms.
So where does your question lead?

[impavid]

Well, I'd say squigglebottoms is probably in trouble

[baguablade]

Got caught peeing in the head shamans slippers trouble?
Or the dragons are staging an uprising and about to attack and eat Mr. Squigglebottoms for dinner trouble?

private;

[impavid]

I'd say the second, but replace squigglebottoms with all of us.

[baguablade]

I'm not a big fan of becoming anyone's dinner.
Are there more details, or is it just a general sort of dragony menace?

[impavid]

This is basically the sequel to the previous shaman-themed b-movie event, but this time they're back with more funding and angrier than ever and they're going for a zombie dragon sort of vibe.

[baguablade]

Zombie dragon definitely sounds like a thing that should be stopped.
But first, what's a b-movie?

[impavid]

[ Ah. ]

Not as good as an A-movie? Or do you not even know what a movie is. It's like, a story told with actors and recorded for people to watch? But if it's a b-movie it's low budget.

[ Does.... does that make sense? ]

[baguablade]

So like a play, but recorded by the videos on our phones?
But a very bad play...?

[ Luckily, Cain's good at picking these things up! ]

[impavid]

[ ... Close enough. ]

Yeah, something like that!

It's probably funnier if you've seen one.

[ This was meant to be a joke... ]

[baguablade]

If we both avoid getting eaten by the dragon, you should show me one!

[impavid]

[ Do they show B-movies in Olympia? He'd seen they had some kind of old fashioned cinema.

Considering the current dragon situation he's guessing they're not showing anything like he was imagining, as it might be oddly tasteless. ]

Sure, why not. A 'we didn't die' party.

[baguablade]

Isn't that the best kind of party to have?
Everyone needs to celebrate after the grimmest situations!