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[thetaintedsorrow]

I’ll cut right to the chase here; I need a quick way to make some cash that doesn’t involve murder or traveling all over the goddamn world. No political bullshit either; I’m not here to be anyone’s champion. Just quick, simple jobs I can do until I find a place to work permanently. Heavy lifting isn’t a problem.

If anyone has any suggestions, lemme know.

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[steponme]

[Look at him, actually putting some thought into this... he does spend a minute laughing over the username though.]

Have you considered something in construction? Jobs like that tend to be pay rather well.

And with your abilities, I imagine the risk of accidents would go down considerably.

[Being kinda vague on what he means by "abilities" in case that's something Chuuya would rather not broadcast. But hey, who needs to use a crane when you can just float steel beams up to the 10th floor??]

[thetaintedsorrow]

That could work.

I’m sure there’s plenty of shit that still needs fixed after the riots a while back.

Maybe the temples or something.

You got a job yet?

[steponme]

I've heard a little about the riots that happened before. You can still tell which areas must have been hit the worst.

[Especially some of the poorer housing areas, where some people have probably decided to just live with the damage.]

But I haven't found anything yet. I'm not really sure what I'd be qualified for.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Yeah. It wasn’t pretty.

Isn’t Reign opening a perfume shop soon?

You could help with that, right?

[steponme]

But then I'd just be getting all my paychecks from Reign.

It wouldn't really feel any different from borrowing from him now while helping him.

[ALSO HIS PRIDE. He has, like, some left.]

un; umenosuke

[shikomizue]

You're pretty picky for a guy desperate for money.

Have you tried gambling?

[thetaintedsorrow]

I’m not desperate. I’ve got what I need to live.

This is for a gift for someone.

No, you got casinos around here?

[shikomizue]

Someone special?

I'm not sure about casinos, but there are enough small gambling rings to get you by. Or, you could take bets on a fighting ring.

[thetaintedsorrow]

You could say that.

Fighting rings, huh? I could do that.

You got experience with those?

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[cassus]

If you needed help looking for work, then you should have asked!
I'm making posters right now and putting them around town.

"Chuuya Nakahara: Needs cash for quickie jobs. Flexible and open to numerous positions."

[ Dazai, no. ]

I'll include a picture, to ensure you get all the jobs your hands can hold!

[thetaintedsorrow]

[There’s like a million things Chuuya wants to yell in all caps at that...]

You better be fucking joking.

I’m actually going to murder your ass if you do that.

[cassus]

...Do you think the pictures I have on my device are too risque? Or perfect for this position?

I'm thinking the latter.

It'll give people an idea of how eager you are to fulfill your duties.

[ Of course he's doing this purely to rile Chuuya up, aiming to get a response and coax Chuuya into communication. Because that's all he's ever after. ]

Think I'll start putting these bad boys up at Shades Darker

Seems like a good place for your future clientele~.

[ Chuuya has to physically run into Dazai to do any harm, and that idea isn't the discouragement it's meant to be. ]

Come and get me.

[thetaintedsorrow]

[Chuuya knows exactly what Dazai is trying to pull, and it’s not going to work this time.

That’s what he’ll tell himself, anyway.]

I’m going to make damn sure you won’t by breaking your phone, you bastard!

Or your hands, either way.

Besides I said quick cash ideas, and I don’t take money for sex OR pay for it, unlike you.

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[insist]

Why don't you join the circus?

[ he's jokin...g.... ]

[thetaintedsorrow]

[L O L]

Nah. I think that’s your calling, not mine.

[insist]

It actually sounds like it could be fun. [ so joke's on you, chuuya!! he isn't offended!!! ]

Anyway, as little as I want to talk to you, Nakahara Chuuya, this post is relevant to me as well. Did you get any good tips?

[thetaintedsorrow]

[DAMMIT.]

The fighting ring.

Or gambling.

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[veneries]

The whores around here get paid fairly handsomely.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Not happening. Any other suggestions?

[veneries]

It's not hard. There's not much expected of you.

But perhaps handsome was the wrong word? The plain ones get paid just as well.



[He does have another suggestion.]

[thetaintedsorrow]

[Alas, Chuuya’s pride in his appearance isn’t so easily shaken.]

I guess you’d know from experience.

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[braidedwonder]

I mean if you're after coin why be picky about it?

At least until you got a nice build up of silver going on.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Beause I’m not desperate enough to try anything extreme.

It’s just for a gift for a friend.

[braidedwonder]

Maybe we have a different version of "extreme" then.. 'cause all the odd job work I've done around here has been cake. Mercenary work or not.

[thetaintedsorrow]

I’m not opposed to hard work.

I just don’t kill without a good reason these days.