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[thetaintedsorrow]

I’ll cut right to the chase here; I need a quick way to make some cash that doesn’t involve murder or traveling all over the goddamn world. No political bullshit either; I’m not here to be anyone’s champion. Just quick, simple jobs I can do until I find a place to work permanently. Heavy lifting isn’t a problem.

If anyone has any suggestions, lemme know.

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[thetaintedsorrow]

Yup, though I knew it was coming.

Glad I got some actual serious suggestions.

Can’t say I’ve ever seen you before, judging from your profile picture.

You live in Olympia?

[braidedwonder]

Eh, there's always gotta be that smart ass in the crowd, huh?

Nah, I'm in Wyver. Or kinda on the outskirts of it, depending on how you wanna look at it. After the whole Shaman thing I didn't wanna be anywhere near epicenter if things go off again.

[thetaintedsorrow]

I only got here about four months ago, but I was in Olympia for the riots. Dunno how it was in Wyver.

What went down?

[braidedwonder]

Oh you know. Street brawling - blood drinking. Trying to throw people they didn't see as 'loyal' or true Wyverians or whatever in to big a bon fires.

I mean I liked Wyver because it was rougher than Olympia but I wasn't expecting that kinda shit.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Holy shit.

Here I was thinking burning down buildings and beating people in the streets was bad.

Good to see you made it out alive.

[braidedwonder]

Eh. I would've been fine either way. Got myself a place to live out of the city though, up in the trees..

That way if anything goes to shit I can knock the stairs off and wait it out.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Sounds like a plan.

If shit goes down here at least I’ll have an excuse to kick someone’s ass.

[braidedwonder]

People are prissy over there, it won't take much.

You want a real challenge come brawl in Wyver. These guy are a trip.

[thetaintedsorrow]

I do love a good challenge.

What about you? You a fighter?

[braidedwonder]

I don't really prefer fist to fist but. It's not out of my repertoire.

The whole dragon's blood fiasco during that whole uproar almost got me in to a load of shit.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Yeah? That’s the stuff that makes you aggressive, right?

[braidedwonder]

Yeah, and it ain't no joke either.

Granted I don't need any help on that front when pushed, but..

[thetaintedsorrow]

I almost wanna try it myself just for the experience.

I think I remember a friend of mine messing with it in his perfume shop.

[braidedwonder]

Blood in perfume?

What the hell scent can that possibly give? Pennies?

[thetaintedsorrow]

Just a couple drops. You can’t smell it.

Supposed to boost your confidence or whatever.

[braidedwonder]

.. I mean, if he says so.

But it sounds like a crock to me.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Who knows? I can’t tell if it works or not.

Not like I lack for confidence.

[braidedwonder]

Yeah, I don't need it either honestly.

Like I said I almost got myself in to a raft of shit drinking the stuff so they'd get off my back. Mistakes made.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Don’t blame you for avoiding it.

Anyway, if you find yourself in Olympia, look me up.

[braidedwonder]

Probably will mostly be there for work but. If I ever go for fun I'll let you know..