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elnysa2018-02-17 09:29 pm
summertimeblues) wrote in elnysa2018-02-17 09:29 pm
video; un: rtozier
[Surrounding a pair of stained and rumpled tomes is a jumble of a barbershop quartet. You have Yusuke Kitagawa, focus plastered to whatever he’s sketching in a tidy notebook. Red, last name unknown, is continuing to copy letters into her own collection and keeps her phone ready at her side. Richie Tozier and Dorian Pavus are the only ones paying attention to the video feed. Ironic, as neither one of them should even know what a livestream is.]
Greetings to the damned, coming in live from the asbestos-caked halls of learning down here in Olympia’s residential nerd district. My name is Rich, this is Dorian. Say hi Dorian.
Greetings, from your local residential… nerd? What does that even mean, dear Richie?
It means a well dressed man. [Richie smiles sweetly at the fossil sitting adjacent before turning his attention back to the camera.] Over here and ignoring the masses are people of lesser import. Anyway, we’ve all gathered here because we took up some of that under the table money in exchange for odd jobs, and today they stuck us up here in the book prison. We’ve been tasked with translating all this old hocus pocus and we found some interesting stuff, looks pretty well like a related spell. I know some of us remember that cuh-lossal skull in a cave. Terrible vacation destination, by the way, piss poor accommodations and it’s definitely haunted. Just a hunch, but I think something died in there.
More like they were rather exquisitely prepared, died, and then proceeded to serve a "higher calling." [Dorian rolls his eyes, leaning forward to take up more of the screen.] It’s a question of what that higher purpose is. Judging by the preparations of the whole thing, it’s either incredibly sanctimonious or incredibly… condemning. Shall we show them the texts?
[One of the people of "lesser import" look up at this time — the one with bright red hair — as if on cue ( really, it was just some good timing ). Takes a brief moment to roll her eyes at the dramatics unfolding in front of her, but she reaches for her phone nonetheless; soon, a text attachment shows up with the video. Otherwise, she doesn’t look like she has anything to add, and quietly returns to her work.]
There you have it. Take a looksee, it seems we’re missing a beginning and an end there. Any other fun tidbits would also be appreciated if you’ve got them. I personally have always wondered how bar mitzvahs are conducted in magical medieval empires. Do they have a ceremonial gremlin for it? I’m too scared to ask the locals.
[Richie suddenly frowns, sidetracked by the human noodle etching in silence across from him.] Hey Stringbean, what are you drawing? Is it me? [He leans across the table to snatch the notebook. Lovingly (and quite skillfully rendered) is the skull in said cave. Richie gasps in delight.] It is! It’s me when I’m dead! What a cuuuutie!
[He’s now leaning bodily over the table to pinch at the teenager’s cheeks. Red makes a face, the camera jumbles and goes flat and pitch black on the table. The last thing heard before the feed cuts is Richie’s yelp of pain (Red's boot has found his shin) and Dorian’s long groan.]
((OOC: The text will be added as a comment to the post! Any one of the four losers present may reply, but it's mostly going to be Richie and/or Dorian.))
Greetings to the damned, coming in live from the asbestos-caked halls of learning down here in Olympia’s residential nerd district. My name is Rich, this is Dorian. Say hi Dorian.
Greetings, from your local residential… nerd? What does that even mean, dear Richie?
It means a well dressed man. [Richie smiles sweetly at the fossil sitting adjacent before turning his attention back to the camera.] Over here and ignoring the masses are people of lesser import. Anyway, we’ve all gathered here because we took up some of that under the table money in exchange for odd jobs, and today they stuck us up here in the book prison. We’ve been tasked with translating all this old hocus pocus and we found some interesting stuff, looks pretty well like a related spell. I know some of us remember that cuh-lossal skull in a cave. Terrible vacation destination, by the way, piss poor accommodations and it’s definitely haunted. Just a hunch, but I think something died in there.
More like they were rather exquisitely prepared, died, and then proceeded to serve a "higher calling." [Dorian rolls his eyes, leaning forward to take up more of the screen.] It’s a question of what that higher purpose is. Judging by the preparations of the whole thing, it’s either incredibly sanctimonious or incredibly… condemning. Shall we show them the texts?
[One of the people of "lesser import" look up at this time — the one with bright red hair — as if on cue ( really, it was just some good timing ). Takes a brief moment to roll her eyes at the dramatics unfolding in front of her, but she reaches for her phone nonetheless; soon, a text attachment shows up with the video. Otherwise, she doesn’t look like she has anything to add, and quietly returns to her work.]
There you have it. Take a looksee, it seems we’re missing a beginning and an end there. Any other fun tidbits would also be appreciated if you’ve got them. I personally have always wondered how bar mitzvahs are conducted in magical medieval empires. Do they have a ceremonial gremlin for it? I’m too scared to ask the locals.
[Richie suddenly frowns, sidetracked by the human noodle etching in silence across from him.] Hey Stringbean, what are you drawing? Is it me? [He leans across the table to snatch the notebook. Lovingly (and quite skillfully rendered) is the skull in said cave. Richie gasps in delight.] It is! It’s me when I’m dead! What a cuuuutie!
[He’s now leaning bodily over the table to pinch at the teenager’s cheeks. Red makes a face, the camera jumbles and goes flat and pitch black on the table. The last thing heard before the feed cuts is Richie’s yelp of pain (Red's boot has found his shin) and Dorian’s long groan.]
((OOC: The text will be added as a comment to the post! Any one of the four losers present may reply, but it's mostly going to be Richie and/or Dorian.))
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What do you mean?
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[Dorian says, unhelpfully, smirking behind his hand from across the table.]
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What did you see? More ghosts?
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Two of them lowered the guy into a pool of water and the others readied their knives.
then it all flashed blue and winked out.
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Frankly, it sounds a fever dream. But if Akira saw it as well...
How can it be that you had a glimpse of such an aged ritual?
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It isn't an uncommon thing. This world is full of ambient magic, and magic tends to latch onto events that hold significance, no matter how gruesome. It's also possible they wanted it recorded as a testament to... whatever. The equivalent of taking a photograph of your food.
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But why that part? That wasn't in the translation.
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do people really photograph their food
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He's done his millennial duty, so now Dorian can be his smart wizard self. ]
Regardless, it does seem to match what we've read. Perhaps we should assume it's true. Though even so, I'm no closer to understanding the purpose of these rituals...
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[Dorian immediately sits up, beaming from a) the fact he is completely right and b) the sound of his own voice. Sorry Red.]
It must be something with the... dragon-bearer portion of it. But how does one bear a dragon?
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Anyway— ] Not literally, I hope. [ Please tell her it's figurative. She's too sci-fi for this shit. ]
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Much like Dorian, Richie's fervor returns twofold now that voices are involved again. It's almost as if they're equally obnoxious.]
I'd hope that it wouldn't come out like that creepy fucker from Alien. Nibbling out the sternum and scuttling to freedom. [He mimes out the infamous chestburster scene with his hand diving under the hem of his vest to spring free of the low dipped vee, fingers splaying with a hiss. Another librarian shoots him a glare. He grins toothily and returns to normalcy.
More hushed now:] Anyway, just going off the name alone, maybe it was supposed to be a closer link to the dragon itself. Either tied by virtue of being the sacrifice, or by being able to link to it in a more equal manner. Channel the spirit of it? Learn to control it? Could be a conduit deal, or making a prophet. It doesn't specifically say the bearer is the one dying after all. Though the evidence is damning.
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It could be that they were simply bearing the burden of this worship. But you might be right—it seems a terrible amount of ceremony. Surely they had some greater reason for this... [ Okay yeah, all joking aside, he's a little queasy at the thought here, doodling some aimless circles. ] "harvest." Perhaps it was in order to establish some sort of connection with these dragons.
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But Red can't speak, or provide him answers, so instead of being helpful again:]
Did they eat the alien? I don't understand. [Oh, but, raising that question gives him another idea—] What if it was a cycle of consumption? The dragon-bearer harvests something related to the dragon, the dragon-bearer gets harvested.
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Anyway this is probably a great time for one of the librarians to come and give them a dirty look ( and a frustrated Hey! ), and Red just gives him a small, apologetic shrug. ]
All so ... they can talk to the dragon? Get guidance?
Did people volunteer for this willingly?
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[It is precisely this point when the fussbudget turns up. Richie claps the trap and clasps his palms together with feigned angelics. Point taken though, this is the library. He shares a private smirk with Dorian as they leave, popping his tongue into his cheek to make a suggestive bulge. Blink and you'll miss it, and turned specifically to the side so the kid and the lady aren't privy.
He likes this guy. Dorian may be several laps behind the times, but he's got gumption and a proper sense of fun.]
it used to be an honor in some cultures, particularly if you had a swell deal in the afterlife for corking it in this one. In some of them you were told you'd get to become a god yourself.
That's a hell of an incentive to a barbarian if you ask me.
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As though someone gnawing on your femur helps one attain godhood? Ridiculous. [ He is judging all these incredibly dead people. ]
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[Ah. That's the group chat.]
Oh. My apologies, but still relevant. Sucking on skin is definitely preferable to to gnawing on bone, but these WERE centuries ago. They were primitive, then. Perhaps there was something addictive about this ritual, or it was... necessary. They don't seem to be doing it now that they're extinct.
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She shoots a glare at Richie, and reach to kick his shin a second time. Dorian gets a pass because she just met him today, but he still gets glared at nonetheless. ]
"participate in the harvest more willingly" doesn't sound like it was addicting at all.
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quit trying to ruin my dance career.
[Honestly, if they get kicked out it'll be because she can't keep them feets to herself and she's too adept at hitting the same bruise. Such unnecessary violence.
On the other hand, he's delighted with the new knowledge of what the food section of emotes are really for. Thanks bud, will use this recklessly.]
maybe they were sacrificing their enemies? If it was a struggle to hold the sucker down that would make sense too.
on another note, one of our avid listeners pointed out that it's a tidbit suspicious that the fair city of Olympia is paying a high buck for all this prime Wyver know-how in the middle of all this contention. Did they know what might be in here, you think?
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The temple acolytes often claim to act in the light of their Goddess, not politics. [ While he feels no real sentiment for the church itself, they have provided some good ins to snoop around Olympia's institutions for murk. So that's something, but lord knows if their agenda is any more honest for it. ] Though that does beg the question———what do we do with this information?
[ Who's to say this ritual is even in play anymore...? ]
this is my real tag fuck you guys
[Dorian types this, flashing a grin nudging Richie's arm with his elbow before he continues on.]
Surely we'd notice if anyone were still practicing this, yes? It can't be anything to worry about.
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With how they talk about the rituals, it doesn't sound like it's happening now. I'd just like to know why it started. [ Why it stopped is kind of obvious. ]
get dunked on dorian
enjoy your nicotine poisoning assholes
normally i'd chalk it all up to hookum and superstition but considering where we are, it probably did do something significant. Is there any history of being able to
[He pauses, and his exasperation is plain to read. Fuck magic, fuck space, this was all such goddamn baloney but he must.]
turn into a dragon or control them? Ride them?
children please
Mr. Tozier's unfortunate yet inevitable demise aside... I do recall seeing some mounts.
[ The rest doesn't seem so improbable to him either, because he's not some loser normie. ]
But I'm no expert on Wyver affairs. Who knows how deep their fixation for dragonkind runs?
who's the child here
all of you, clearly
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