Richie "Bitch Baby Tears" Tozier (
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video; un: rtozier
[Surrounding a pair of stained and rumpled tomes is a jumble of a barbershop quartet. You have Yusuke Kitagawa, focus plastered to whatever he’s sketching in a tidy notebook. Red, last name unknown, is continuing to copy letters into her own collection and keeps her phone ready at her side. Richie Tozier and Dorian Pavus are the only ones paying attention to the video feed. Ironic, as neither one of them should even know what a livestream is.]
Greetings to the damned, coming in live from the asbestos-caked halls of learning down here in Olympia’s residential nerd district. My name is Rich, this is Dorian. Say hi Dorian.
Greetings, from your local residential… nerd? What does that even mean, dear Richie?
It means a well dressed man. [Richie smiles sweetly at the fossil sitting adjacent before turning his attention back to the camera.] Over here and ignoring the masses are people of lesser import. Anyway, we’ve all gathered here because we took up some of that under the table money in exchange for odd jobs, and today they stuck us up here in the book prison. We’ve been tasked with translating all this old hocus pocus and we found some interesting stuff, looks pretty well like a related spell. I know some of us remember that cuh-lossal skull in a cave. Terrible vacation destination, by the way, piss poor accommodations and it’s definitely haunted. Just a hunch, but I think something died in there.
More like they were rather exquisitely prepared, died, and then proceeded to serve a "higher calling." [Dorian rolls his eyes, leaning forward to take up more of the screen.] It’s a question of what that higher purpose is. Judging by the preparations of the whole thing, it’s either incredibly sanctimonious or incredibly… condemning. Shall we show them the texts?
[One of the people of "lesser import" look up at this time — the one with bright red hair — as if on cue ( really, it was just some good timing ). Takes a brief moment to roll her eyes at the dramatics unfolding in front of her, but she reaches for her phone nonetheless; soon, a text attachment shows up with the video. Otherwise, she doesn’t look like she has anything to add, and quietly returns to her work.]
There you have it. Take a looksee, it seems we’re missing a beginning and an end there. Any other fun tidbits would also be appreciated if you’ve got them. I personally have always wondered how bar mitzvahs are conducted in magical medieval empires. Do they have a ceremonial gremlin for it? I’m too scared to ask the locals.
[Richie suddenly frowns, sidetracked by the human noodle etching in silence across from him.] Hey Stringbean, what are you drawing? Is it me? [He leans across the table to snatch the notebook. Lovingly (and quite skillfully rendered) is the skull in said cave. Richie gasps in delight.] It is! It’s me when I’m dead! What a cuuuutie!
[He’s now leaning bodily over the table to pinch at the teenager’s cheeks. Red makes a face, the camera jumbles and goes flat and pitch black on the table. The last thing heard before the feed cuts is Richie’s yelp of pain (Red's boot has found his shin) and Dorian’s long groan.]
((OOC: The text will be added as a comment to the post! Any one of the four losers present may reply, but it's mostly going to be Richie and/or Dorian.))
Greetings to the damned, coming in live from the asbestos-caked halls of learning down here in Olympia’s residential nerd district. My name is Rich, this is Dorian. Say hi Dorian.
Greetings, from your local residential… nerd? What does that even mean, dear Richie?
It means a well dressed man. [Richie smiles sweetly at the fossil sitting adjacent before turning his attention back to the camera.] Over here and ignoring the masses are people of lesser import. Anyway, we’ve all gathered here because we took up some of that under the table money in exchange for odd jobs, and today they stuck us up here in the book prison. We’ve been tasked with translating all this old hocus pocus and we found some interesting stuff, looks pretty well like a related spell. I know some of us remember that cuh-lossal skull in a cave. Terrible vacation destination, by the way, piss poor accommodations and it’s definitely haunted. Just a hunch, but I think something died in there.
More like they were rather exquisitely prepared, died, and then proceeded to serve a "higher calling." [Dorian rolls his eyes, leaning forward to take up more of the screen.] It’s a question of what that higher purpose is. Judging by the preparations of the whole thing, it’s either incredibly sanctimonious or incredibly… condemning. Shall we show them the texts?
[One of the people of "lesser import" look up at this time — the one with bright red hair — as if on cue ( really, it was just some good timing ). Takes a brief moment to roll her eyes at the dramatics unfolding in front of her, but she reaches for her phone nonetheless; soon, a text attachment shows up with the video. Otherwise, she doesn’t look like she has anything to add, and quietly returns to her work.]
There you have it. Take a looksee, it seems we’re missing a beginning and an end there. Any other fun tidbits would also be appreciated if you’ve got them. I personally have always wondered how bar mitzvahs are conducted in magical medieval empires. Do they have a ceremonial gremlin for it? I’m too scared to ask the locals.
[Richie suddenly frowns, sidetracked by the human noodle etching in silence across from him.] Hey Stringbean, what are you drawing? Is it me? [He leans across the table to snatch the notebook. Lovingly (and quite skillfully rendered) is the skull in said cave. Richie gasps in delight.] It is! It’s me when I’m dead! What a cuuuutie!
[He’s now leaning bodily over the table to pinch at the teenager’s cheeks. Red makes a face, the camera jumbles and goes flat and pitch black on the table. The last thing heard before the feed cuts is Richie’s yelp of pain (Red's boot has found his shin) and Dorian’s long groan.]
((OOC: The text will be added as a comment to the post! Any one of the four losers present may reply, but it's mostly going to be Richie and/or Dorian.))
addendum: the translated texts.
[...] cradling the head, apply the poultice to the open incision. This will let the dragon-bearer relax such that they may participate in the harvest more willingly. Do not let the dragon-bearer exert too much energy, as they are vital to the completion of the process. Additionally, do not consume any of the poultice, and take care when harvesting materials that they are purified before consumption, as consuming a poultice-contaminated harvest will result in—
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Cue earlier sketch of a skull and its surroundings, as well as some hazy recollections of the etchings inside. ]
This is one you meant, isn't it? I had thought it only a crypt at the time.
To think, that it might be for... this.
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". . . used in tandem with one another, their volatility increases noticeably. Our best suggestion is to separate the spells as thoroughly as possible until a more suitable method of combination can be found. A golden color is ideal; this seems to have produced the most stable effect, although the method of its production was unfortunately not recorded. We think that, perhaps, fluid from . . ."
More magic. Lovely.
Re: text;
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Video | UN: priorly
From the look of your texts I'd worry less about Bar Mitzvahs and more how they do a bris.
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Bris! That's the word I was looking for. Bless you sir, I wasn't there went my buddy Stan Uris got the nip, being a Methodist and all.
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cw for mention of hate crime/assault
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why is prior so cute, i hate u
maybe it's maybelline
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But he doesn't know what a Bar Mitzvah is, so he's going to keep quiet and settle for mouthing words in the background of Richie's video feed. Initially, he just repeats their Earth-exclusive words with a question mark and a shake of his head. But eventually he pulls out his own phone to take it to the next, meaningless level.]
🐉🤵💀🍴
[pay attention to him]
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text; un: eproghuefgdzptrrw
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[Thank god Dorian hadn't decided to play host. Still, there's a little pause as she frowns and reads that translated text. Hmm . . . ]
Dorian and I found something, though. Hang on a moment, I'll add it to your list. And if you'd like my guess? It's more likely something incredibly sanctimonious. These things usually are.
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[Waiting expectantly for a hell yeah that will never come...]
And sanctimonious, maybe, but it still could be useful. I don't like knowing so little about where I'm growing roots, so anything you've got is goods and services to me.
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video; un: ROCKET
[holy shit. none of that is okay.]
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Being guileless and uneducated will make a guy believe anything. Humans on Earth took centuries to stop buying into sacrifice.
In most places anyway, there may have been a few pockets left behind.
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video | un: colt.saa
Cute.
[ and look, the information is useful too. ]
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video; un: ANoble
I'm not sure if this is relevant at all - I'm new, you see - but while we were enjoying the hospitality of our rescuers above, there were several simulations we were encouraged to experience. One of them was a glimpse into the planet's past, where a dragon was being worshiped. Part of the offerings appeared to be freshly cut limbs.
[He pauses, then shrugs.]
I mention it just because the word "dragon-bearer" caught my eye.
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How delightfully grim. I'm so glad I decided to spend the weekend soil-side.
Bearer, though. That's a qualifier that implies some agency, not just being hors d'oeuvres. Or maybe it's like where they deify the sucker before they sacrifice him? That was a common tread in history. Returning the godly to the gods, unblemished goats only please.
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[Ah... jokes about body parts. That's normal and healthy.]
Would that not be human-bearing, though? Partial human bearing. Human limb bearing... Perhaps it was an early or later version of the events that occurred here.
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video / un:chocobro
[ And yet SOME PEOPLE were super chill with just like. Stepping on piles of bones to make way for their sleeping bags. How they are not super haunted by a million ghosts right now is beyond him. ]
I took, like, a billion pictures of those cave drawings if you need 'em. Whatever reason they were doing it for, they suuuure seemed to do a lot of celebrating. [ A beat. ] They didn't take out people's hearts, did they? In the...uh, "preparation".
[ 'Cause he totally saw that in a movie about this very thing!!! ]
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[Now Dorian's going to be saying that like he's a cool adult, thanks Prompto!]
We'd love your photographs, Prompto. That's smarter thinking than the rest of us. I wouldn't worry about the heart so much as... them taking out everything.
[Enjoy the thought of someone being... inside out...]
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text; un: gamora
[ Because that cave was creepy, and she was pretty content pretending all of that didn't happen. ]
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[And them's the facts.]
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hey baby
fancy meeting you here
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video; un: TeaOnRice
[... Yes, that... had pretty much been noted already. But, as one of many who experienced that fun, fun place, Atsushi can't help but be intrigued as to its history.]
"Dragon-bearer"... That's a strange name, isn't it? If it's the person being sacrificed and eaten, wouldn't the other people be the "dragons"?
"Dragon-bearer" sounds more like someone who's taken on the role of the dragon, or maybe someone pregnant of a dragon...
[How to go from simpleton to scaly in a single reply: a lesson by Atsushi.]
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I cannot... begin to explain how that is biologically impossible.
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voice; un: catalyst
All I understood of that was that you're translating old magic.
text | un: r.
Don't worry about the rest.
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text; un: flashgoddess
whoa it's val
hi kabby
we will finally have cr.....i can't believe this day has come......
will we though :thinking:
don't tease
1/2
2/2
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val if he meets her and she looks under 30 he's going to baby zone her, idgaf about immortality
chris hansen's after you no matter what, also i lost this tag somehow