1 ● Seeking: New Rooomates + The Starks Civil War [TEXT]

[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

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un: youngsouldynamite

[nakatsu]

mine won't stop yelling at each other
it's like world war three in here

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[competing]

dude did i win the roommate lottery or something?
i mean
one of them doesnt like showers all that much
but at least i know them well enough!

un: romanée-conti

[vacuum]

I'll trade you a NEET for your blind guy.

[silverhound]

Why are they bitchin' so much?
I intentionally piss off the "silver turd" since he's an asshole. Never liked him.
The blind dude is boring and weird.

[silverhound]

LUCKY!
I just want quiet people and a bigger bed.
The beds in here are small. I'm like...six feet something.
A TWIN BED DOESN'T CUT IT!

[nakatsu]

they know each other from their home
family, you know? except one of them is a traitor??
honestly i think they just like shouting

[silverhound]

What's a NEET? Are they a "neat-freak" or something?
If so, I could use a maid.

[silverhound]

Uh oh! That sounds like drama.
I wish my brothers were awake...
The three of us get along.

[vacuum]

[ ... Tempting to lie just so he can get rid of Shu. But at the same time, he doesn't know Loz well and maybe he doesn't deserve it. ]

A NEET is a guy who has no job and sits around at home being useless.

[ Technically, none of them have a jo yet. But, it doesn't even look like his roommate ever plans to get one. ]

[nakatsu]

are they still up on the ship in those pods?

[silverhound]

Yeah. They won't wake up.
I'm kinda....worried bout them.

Do you have family in the pods?

[nakatsu]

yeah, my parents, my grandma...
my friends are there too, but I couldn't find them

i'm sure they'll wake up soon

[silverhound]

[Don't you lie to this big dummy! Loz has more than enough issues. He doesn't need some lazy ass bum hanging around being creepy. That would end in tears and maybe homicide.]

...Ew. No dice!
I don't want that! I don't want it!
Punch him until he gets to damn job!

[silverhound]

You have "parents" in the pod too?
Oh. Did Darma save everyone from your world? You're gonna be happy when they wake up. You have so many people...


I hope. It's lonely without them.

[nakatsu]

yeah it's kind of a strange situation, this scifi stuff and the end of the world

but some people here have been pretty cool
i guess even my roommates are okay when they aren't yelling at each other

text — un: direwolf

[northborn]

[ BEHOLD. The white walker lookalike from the trek across Olympia. A grunt of disapproval escapes Robb's mouth as he jabs his fingers against his device. No, it isn't that he's still unfamiliar with high-level technology, he simply types with purpose. ]

What right have you to criticize those our hosts deemed fit for your dwelling arrangements? You do realize you were given ample opportunity to select housemates ahead of time. Could it be that no one volunteered to have you?

[ Listen, he's projecting a bit, here. He was able to select Jon and Sansa, even approved (warily) of Nakatsu. But Theon??? How could Darma do this to him! ]

SO VERY THREADJACK

[northborn]

Theon is not family, nor was he ever.

[silverhound]

Agreed. Some people...aren't so bad.

[Shoutouts to Leanne, Anemone, Merlin, Demyx, Zevran and others who've managed to somewhat befriend this lumbering giant. Loz is slowly starting to appreciate the people around him. This is a good thing.]

Tell them to shut up! Or...maybe get them some food. The turd I'm with tends to only be quiet whenever he's stuffing his fat face. So get them food!

text; un: ironborn

[reek]

You’re welcome to the whole host of mine, if you manage to separate three of the four. They travel in a pack.

[silverhound]

GET OUT! NOBODY ASKED YOU!

un: ironborn sry excuse me threadjack for double the brattiness

[reek]

A fine comment coming from you, your grace. What right have you to criticize?

[ If ever sarcasm had a tone within text, it's now. ]

[nakatsu]

yeah i'll try that. i think they're from some super old place without modern technology so
i'm thinking pancakes and burger will blow their minds

[nakatsu]

okay but you grew up together?

another threadjack sorry

[reek]

They are not my family.

omg i will never forgive this

[nakatsu]

you fight like family

[he's trying to be clever]