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[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

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[silverhound]

What are they? Dogs? I much rather not deal with more drama but I'm willing to trade if one of them is quiet.

Quiet roommate > Annoying roommate.

[reek]

They're wolves.

Snow is quiet, but I've never once seen him smile. He's the sulkiest bastard I've ever come across.

[silverhound]

Wolves, huh? That's kind of...interesting. A pack of wolves.

Why is he always so sulky? Is Snow sad about something?
Also, who's the jerk who keeps replying to me? The direwolf guy?

I'm about to punch his daylights out!

[reek]

I've always tried not to concern myself with Jon Snow. You'll have to ask him yourself, though I imagine it has something to do with being a bastard.

Robb Stark. I request only that you let me know before you punch him. I should like to see it.

[ After everything, i.e. the root of this drama, he really does still love Robb like a brother, but he's angry. One punch shouldn't hurt him too badly. ]

[silverhound]

A bastard? He's a bad person...? I thought he was gloomy.

Oh, so the other guy is Robb! Uh huh. I'm definitely going to punch him now!

[He's making a mental note here.]

Sure thing but how hard should I punch him?

[reek]

A bastard. He's the baseborn child of a high born lord. I suppose that knowledge alone is enough to make a man miserable, but I've seen plenty of smiling bastards.

As for the punching, what are my options?

[silverhound]

High born? Is that...like royalty or rich people? I never heard of that before.

Well, I won't punch him to the Thesa if you're worried about that!

[reek]

It means hiis father was a lord, as I've already told you.

[ Seriously, dude. Lord. That's all you need to know, right? No further explanation? ]

I know nothing of his mother. I suspect his father is the only person who ever did.

You can punch him to Thesa if you like. Feel free to punch Snow just the same.