1 ● Seeking: New Rooomates + The Starks Civil War [TEXT]

[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

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[silverhound]

LIIIIIIAAAAARRRRR!
There's no way you was a "King", since I met the "Queen" and she's a heck of a lot cooler than you! She's cooler and types better than you! She also sounds fancier.

Keep the stupid goat! At least I still have space at my place!

[tummyflowers]

[It honestly does not occur to Richard that Loz doesn't realize there can be multiple kings and queens, which leads to one horrible conclusion... his former (current?) wife is here. And that's terrible.]

Wait... the queen is here? And you actually like her? She's basically evil, you know. She stabbed my brother in the back and while I will be the first to admit he deserved it, still basically a dick move.

Also? She was born a peasant. So stew on that.