text | username: xXx_trueblue_xXx | backdated to 07/28

[competing]

[ good morning everyone, hope you weren't hoping to sleep in on this marvelous TGIF, because coming atcha from your very own communication device is one (1) blue paladin of voltron, looking perhaps a little too happy, a little too excited. ]

SUP FELLOW REFUGEES!
its ya boy lance!
so turns out theres a few things about this place thats pretty similar to my home world
and a little blue birdy tells me todays my birthday [ lol it's funny because his phone is blue........ ]

now back home my family would normally throw me a party but theyre uh
theyre kinda busy right now [ you know. fighting for their lives in sleep-mode and all. ]
and its a little too last minute to throw anything together anyway
but that doesnt mean we cant enjoy a few party games right?? [ if you can't already tell, he is pumped. games are, like, the second best thing about parties. (second to presents and cake, of course.) ]

since were all kinda scattered i thought we could all play one over this network
that way everyone gets to play!
the games called 'never have i ever'
and all you gotta do is say something
SOMETHING HONEST
that youve never done or seen or heard or whatever
and everyone who that applies to has to respond to you with a story about it!

[ okay so he... modified the game a bit. normally it involves drinking, bUT WHY ALIENATE THOSE WHO CAN'T, AMIRITE............. and besides if there is no birthday cake to be shared, might as well go for the next best thing, right? embarrassing stories! ] ]

i can even start!
ready??

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( ooc; this is backdated to lance's birthday this past friday (july 28). feel free to create your own toplevels, respond to others with or without an accompanying story, threadjack, etc! )

Comments

[competing]

[ lance isn't exactly a gifted storyteller, either. ]

you definitely had to be there
it was pretty amazing
im telling you you havent flown until youve flown in a lion

[beatupgrass]

I'm 100% sure I don't wanna do anything in a lion and I don't even know what a lion is.

[competing]

omg lions are so cool tho?? theyre wildcats!
wait
do you know what cats are

[beatupgrass]

Yeah, I know what cats are.
They're not that impressive.

[There's no rhyme or reason to what animals exist in space apparently. Foxes, rats, puppies... But not lions or raccoons, I guess.]

[competing]

ok but lions are like cats times TEN [ or not. what is math. ]

[beatupgrass]

And then they come together to form a giant cat.

You know what, don't explain it. I definitely, definitely think this is one of those "had to be there" things.

[competing]

no no no they form a giant man
look i think i might have to draw it for you

[beatupgrass]

[ohgod.]

By all means, dude. Dig the hole a little deeper for yourself.

[competing]

itll be amazing!
youll see!