text | username: xXx_trueblue_xXx | backdated to 07/28

[competing]

[ good morning everyone, hope you weren't hoping to sleep in on this marvelous TGIF, because coming atcha from your very own communication device is one (1) blue paladin of voltron, looking perhaps a little too happy, a little too excited. ]

SUP FELLOW REFUGEES!
its ya boy lance!
so turns out theres a few things about this place thats pretty similar to my home world
and a little blue birdy tells me todays my birthday [ lol it's funny because his phone is blue........ ]

now back home my family would normally throw me a party but theyre uh
theyre kinda busy right now [ you know. fighting for their lives in sleep-mode and all. ]
and its a little too last minute to throw anything together anyway
but that doesnt mean we cant enjoy a few party games right?? [ if you can't already tell, he is pumped. games are, like, the second best thing about parties. (second to presents and cake, of course.) ]

since were all kinda scattered i thought we could all play one over this network
that way everyone gets to play!
the games called 'never have i ever'
and all you gotta do is say something
SOMETHING HONEST
that youve never done or seen or heard or whatever
and everyone who that applies to has to respond to you with a story about it!

[ okay so he... modified the game a bit. normally it involves drinking, bUT WHY ALIENATE THOSE WHO CAN'T, AMIRITE............. and besides if there is no birthday cake to be shared, might as well go for the next best thing, right? embarrassing stories! ] ]

i can even start!
ready??

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( ooc; this is backdated to lance's birthday this past friday (july 28). feel free to create your own toplevels, respond to others with or without an accompanying story, threadjack, etc! )

Comments

[competing]

never have i ever lost a game of thumb war

[ you're looking at a twelve-time champion, folks. IMPRESSED, YET? ]

un: e.cullen

[speeds]

I lost to my brother quite a few times. While I might be faster, Emmett is stronger than I am. If I want to win I have to ask for his partner to help me, though we don't always see eye to eye either.

[competing]

hey no shame in losing either!
a few times my older brother nearly got me [ but his thumbs are longer and... more flexible?? god ]

but tagteaming on a thumb war?
idk man is that even allowed....

[speeds]

I don't mind it until he brings it up later.

And I didn't say anything about tag teaming.

[ Rosalie is just a very distracting lady... ]

1/3

[competing]

[ no tag-teaming? then what... ]

2/3

[competing]

[ ...! ]

3/3

[competing]

[ oh. ]

oh thats
yeah thatll do it i guess

[ edward... you dirty dog... ]

[speeds]

[ Woah Lance please keep your thoughts clean. PG rated only. ]

Someone has to knock him down a peg or two.

[competing]

[ pg-13 is okay!! he's a late late teen now! (maybe...) ]

let me guess
hes your older brother?

[speeds]

[ Well he's both older and younger... Complicated. ]

Something like that. We're adopted so we haven't always known each other, but we still act like siblings.

[competing]

[ #vampireproblems ]

cuz you are siblings! [ blood's just a detail ]
has he ever given you noogies?
my bro did that to me ALL. THE. TIME.
it was the worst [ but also kind of the best, too. ]

t e x t >8| [un: zevran]

[agradecido]

Happy birthday.

What is thumb war?

mldkasj :* <3

[competing]

thanks man!
thumb wars like
only the MOST GRUESOME
MOST INTENSE game
it deals with WITS
and COURAGE
and thumbs

basically you hold hands with your opponent and you try to pin their thumb down for more than three seconds and then you win! :D

nuuuu, it's catching 8C

[agradecido]

[Give him a moment, he has to laugh at that.]

I see. Do I still owe you a story if I've never done that?

8( contagious

[competing]

nah only if you want
part of the fun in party games is being flexible with the rules!

[agradecido]

[GOOD, cause he's from Thedas and all of his stories are horrifying on some level.]

Well, if you're looking for a challenger, I'd certainly be game.

[competing]

[ unsure... ]

oho
are you sure about that
youre talking to an UNDEFEATED CHAMPION here

[agradecido]

I'll take my chances. I'm rather lucky.

un: OKUMURA1

[demonly]

huh? NEVER EVER?
no way i dont believe ya

[competing]

yes way!
youre looking at an undefeated champion!

[demonly]

yea well how do i know ya havent just like
been thumb wrestling a buncha babies?
i bet i could take ya

[competing]

omg first of all who would thumb wrestle a baby
THATS CHILD ABUSE
second of all YOURE ON BUDDY
dont say i didnt warn ya ok

[demonly]

ok ur on!
dont cry when i beat ya though ~
wouldnt wanna ruin ur birthday season after all

[competing]

hey im not gonna cry over a lost game ok!
if you happen to beat me then fair enough good for you
but im just saying
i got siblings and nieces and nephews for days ok
im a pro

[demonly]

aww really?
ur so lucky! to have a big family i mean
i got a twin brother but he hates doing stuff like that