R4R (refugee4refugee)

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Hello everyone, it has been some time, and I hope you're all doing better after recent events. Once again, I come to you with an app for your convenience. For those still struggling to find companionship in their new lives, I am pleased to introduce

 

OPENING ALRIGHT_CHERUB_v2.0.EXE...
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CONFIGURING...

 

[♪ pleasant chime ♫]

Welcome to Alright Cherub, an online mingle application for the socially ineptERROR lonelyERROR ERROR

An online application for singles looking to mingle! 
Please fill out the following information so we can begin pairing you up with like-minded loseERROR partners!

 

NAME: AGE: SPECIES: SINGLE: LOOKING FOR: FAVORITE FOOD: FAVORITE BOOK: FAVORITE MOVIE: IF YOU HAD TO KILL A MAN HOW WOULD YOU DO IT: ARE YOU ANNOYING?: ARE YOU INTO "WEIRD STUFF": WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH A SERIAL KILLER?: ALOSERSAYSWHAT:

-A.G.

Comments

un: real_life_actual_king

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NAME: KIND KING RICHARD
AGE: Not too old
SPECIES: Human? Why are we even asking this?
SINGLE: Well obviously
LOOKING FOR: Women. Not too old, but mature, you know?
FAVORITE FOOD: Spinach Puffs
FAVORITE BOOK: I didn't really do a whole lot of reading since I had people to do that for me
FAVORITE MOVIE: What?
IF YOU HAD TO KILL A MAN HOW WOULD YOU DO IT: Um, have my executioner do it, I guess? I don't know.
ARE YOU ANNOYING?: No! Why would you even ask that!
ARE YOU INTO "WEIRD STUFF": Like what?
WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH A SERIAL KILLER?: No! I mean, would you?
ALOSERSAYSWHAT: What?