R4R (refugee4refugee)

[r3f4c70r3d]

Hello everyone, it has been some time, and I hope you're all doing better after recent events. Once again, I come to you with an app for your convenience. For those still struggling to find companionship in their new lives, I am pleased to introduce

 

OPENING ALRIGHT_CHERUB_v2.0.EXE...
INITIALIZING DATA...
CONFIGURING...

 

[♪ pleasant chime ♫]

Welcome to Alright Cherub, an online mingle application for the socially ineptERROR lonelyERROR ERROR

An online application for singles looking to mingle! 
Please fill out the following information so we can begin pairing you up with like-minded loseERROR partners!

 

NAME: AGE: SPECIES: SINGLE: LOOKING FOR: FAVORITE FOOD: FAVORITE BOOK: FAVORITE MOVIE: IF YOU HAD TO KILL A MAN HOW WOULD YOU DO IT: ARE YOU ANNOYING?: ARE YOU INTO "WEIRD STUFF": WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH A SERIAL KILLER?: ALOSERSAYSWHAT:

-A.G.

Comments

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[lmao ok so zer0 was totally trying to reply to the GODDAMN THING and doesn't realize he's been connected yet I guess so enjoy this??????]

STOP DISCONNECT ABORT WTF

[rhygret]

[ AHAHAHA THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN ]

Uhhhh
Hi?

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING TO EVER HAPPEN]

Oh

Hi

[SHIT]

[rhygret]

I'm guessing you didn't mean to send those messages

[ FINE WITH HIM RHYS WILL TAKE IT ]

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

I meant to send them,
But they weren't intended
To be sent to you.

[new phone who dis lol???? damn]

[rhygret]

[ l i e s ]

Oh
Were you having a conversation with someone else?

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

Kind of.

Not

really?

It's complicated.

[rhygret]

Right, yeah, no worries.
So you're using this cherub thing huh?

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

one sec

[There's kind of a long delay while Zer0 actually looks at the shit he's been using hmm]

I probably should have read this thing first.

[rhygret]

Did you seriously install and run this without looking at what it was first??

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[I mean yeah this was pretty stupid, but if THIS is the stupidest thing Zer0's ever done, he's doing pretty damn good for himself just sayin.]

#Y0L0

[rhygret]

[ I'd say "compared to Rhys this is true" but ANYONE compared to Rhys would have this result. This man needs to stop everything entirely forever. ]

--And you left most of your profile blank!

[ DAMNIT ZER0 how is he supposed to know how to impress you if you don't tell him all the things he wants to know. You are the Lion Universe of Borderlands. ]

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

My information
Is confidential, sorry.
Need to know basis.

[though he could actually list off all the ways he would kill a man if it would make Rhys happy.]

[rhygret]

Oh...I guess that makes sense since you're an assassin and all.
Have you found any work doing that here yet?

[ he meant to contact Zer0 about doing work with his stuff but...well. He got sick and that ruined a lot of his short-term plans. ]

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

Assassinations?
Not really, I'm branching out.
Side jobs here and there.

[do you need someone killed rhys he would SO dig it]

[rhygret]

[ The true secret to winning Zer0's heart: hire them to kill people. ]

How would you feel about fighting a bunch of wildlife and bringing in some supplies?

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[Oh you've got Zer0's attention, Rhys. You've got his attention so hard right now. Sidequests aren't as fun as hunting vaults but IT'S A START]

Yes.

[That's how he feels about it!!!!]

[rhygret]

[ +10 affection?? Social Link Rank Up??? ]

Cool :)
I need some ore that's apparently in a really difficult place to get to on account of all the wildlife in that area. I don't know if it's Pandora-levels of bad but...
It should be fun?

[ For Zer0. Probably almost no one else. ]

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[yeah something like that]

I'm so down for this. / Let me know when you need it, / And I'll deliver.

[rhygret]

If you can get it within a week or two that'd be awesome! I'll send the coordinates to your ECH...oh. Right those aren't a think anymore.
I'll just text it to you.
It's north-east of Wyver.

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

That works for me. Thanks.

[rhygret]

Oh my god you're welcome hahaha! :)
I'll upload a picture of the ore I need as soon as I can head into the market here. Everything's all weird to navigate

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

:)

Yeah, this place is weird
It's also way too humid
But some parts are cool.

[rhygret]

Tell me about it, it humidity is KILLING me
I've had to change from suits to normal clothes
It's horrible

[ Rhys almost died, and the biggest tragedy of his life is that he has to wear regular pants like everyone else. ]

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

Those suits look so uncomfortable though.

[Says the guy that runs around in full body leather]

[rhygret]

But they look good too though right?
They're actually not that bad. A good cut makes even the stiffest of suits like a smooth summer breeze
What's it like wearing a bodysuit all the time? Aren't you like...boiling in this weather?

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

Better when you're not
tucking your tie in your pants.
What even was that

I'm fine.

[rhygret]

[ Oh my god no ZER0 DON'T SHAME HIS TIE. ]

Wait what was wrong with my tie??

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

Everything

[rhygret]

What
Come on it wasn't THAT bad







was it?

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

You look way better
After getting rid of it,
A big improvement.

[rhygret]

[ .......Rhys is going to take that as Zer0 saying he looks good. SW00N. ]

Oh
Oh that's good then
Thanks!

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[I mean Rhys's face isn't hideous or anything so I guess???]

:)b

[rhygret]

[ Those emojis will never cease to cause Rhys's heart to flutter like a nerd. ]

:)!

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[how big a goddamn nerd can you BE]

Anyway I gotta go bye

[HE'S GOTTA GO DELETE THIS APP]