R4R (refugee4refugee)

[r3f4c70r3d]

Hello everyone, it has been some time, and I hope you're all doing better after recent events. Once again, I come to you with an app for your convenience. For those still struggling to find companionship in their new lives, I am pleased to introduce

 

OPENING ALRIGHT_CHERUB_v2.0.EXE...
INITIALIZING DATA...
CONFIGURING...

 

[♪ pleasant chime ♫]

Welcome to Alright Cherub, an online mingle application for the socially ineptERROR lonelyERROR ERROR

An online application for singles looking to mingle! 
Please fill out the following information so we can begin pairing you up with like-minded loseERROR partners!

 

NAME: AGE: SPECIES: SINGLE: LOOKING FOR: FAVORITE FOOD: FAVORITE BOOK: FAVORITE MOVIE: IF YOU HAD TO KILL A MAN HOW WOULD YOU DO IT: ARE YOU ANNOYING?: ARE YOU INTO "WEIRD STUFF": WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH A SERIAL KILLER?: ALOSERSAYSWHAT:

-A.G.

Comments

[gh0stamidstthec0mbat]

[You know what, fuck it, Zer0's bored. He might as well blow a few minutes filling this crap out. And by that I mean he leaves most of it blank. He expects absolutely nothing to come out of it anyway, but maybe he'll magically find someone to fight with?

It's not likely and he forgets he filled it out like immediately after doing so but here you go.]

NAME: Zer0
AGE:
SPECIES:
SINGLE:
LOOKING FOR: Fights
FAVORITE FOOD:
FAVORITE BOOK:
FAVORITE MOVIE:
IF YOU HAD TO KILL A MAN HOW WOULD YOU DO IT: L0L
ARE YOU ANNOYING?: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ARE YOU INTO "WEIRD STUFF": :(
WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH A SERIAL KILLER?: Technically I am one
ALOSERSAYSWHAT: (ง'̀-'́)ง

[r3f4c70r3d]

SEARCHING FOR YOUR PERFECT MATCH...


[♪ pleasant chime ♫]

CONGRATULATIONS! You have 100% compatibility with RHYS.

Would you like to chat now?

[ The app doesn't wait for an answer before going ahead ]

INITIATING CHAT