text, un: gardenGnostic

[witchhooded]

hello!
my name is jade harley and i should probably keep this as simple as possible, so i will be quick

prior to waking up after the storm i had a lot of interesting and incredibly cool abilities
i am the witch of space so i can alter space at my will, it is super cool and i do not even need a fork to eat cake with!
these abilities included things like flying, growing and shrinking people, material items and planets
however after waking up i found that my abilities were...........
well altered in some way! :o
it is very mysterious and i am curious if anyone else is having this problem

in particular, i can no longer fly for long periods of time
i also seem to have limitations on how small or large i can grow things
i suppose it stands to reason that after the storm, well...
things would change for me
but i guess i was not expecting this in particular :\
if anyone else has experienced this phenomena, i would greatly appreciate it if you spoke up!

it may also be worth it to consider discussing what kind of abilities we all have
who knows what will be helpful!
perhaps i will keep a little document for our benefit, just in case :)
it doesnt havent to be something impossible sounding, i think even being well read in certain things is amazing!
knowledge is so cool

oh and i guess it is becoming commonplace to say where we are working
im an herbalist working at the plant nursery so if you would like to talk about plants sometime, i am your girl hehehe!!! :D

also if anyone wants to show me some games i would appreciate that
i am finding it a little bit difficult to find board games here and i miss playing them :(

Comments

[smithandwesson]

'Tch. It's not you I'm worrying about. It's all the poor worthless overly-trusting saps you'd be pulling into this that I'm concerned for.

Angela was her name? It's been forever since I actually saw her. Pass her a message for me will you? Tell her her miracle potion tastes like shit and that she should really think of adding some sort of flavoring to it.

[witchhooded]

they dont have to answer if they dont want to
its an open discussion
anyone who tries to do anything will have to deal with me anyway

:/
you are so grumpy!
i am not passing your mean message to angela, you can deliver it to her yourself if it is so important to you, mr grumpypants

[smithandwesson]

...... Are you like 12 or something?

[Seriously? Who uses 'grumpypants' as an insult? Although it does feel oddly nostalgic of someone else he knew back home, it none the less felt like something a small child would say.]

Everything that comes out of your moth sounds like something a brat would say.

Besides, it isn't so important that in deserves me going out of my way to tell her. Just thought since you supposedly seem to be on such good terms with her you'd get around to it before I do. Put in some constructive criticism or something.

Or is 'shit' too much of a dirty word? You can censor it if you want I guess.

[witchhooded]

oh so now you want me to put my personal information out there!

argh!
no the problem is not shit it is your attitude
if it tastes bad you can tell her nicely
and i bet i could make it taste better anyway, i AM working in the plant nursery

[smithandwesson]

No. I was just expecting a rebuttal of 'no I'm not 12 you ass'. But hearing a response like this really makes me think you are.

Holy shit I'm talking to a twelve year old aren't I?

Although I am glad to know someone's capable of changing the flavor of the shit medicine. I look forward to seeing what your baby-hands manage to come up with kiddo.

I still recommend grape flavor.

[witchhooded]

XOOOO
i have full grown teenager hands!
and orange is better than grape!!!!!

[smithandwesson]

Oh. Okay. A grown teenager. Good to know.

[That still makes you a brat in his eyes, brat.]

And yeah. Whatever. As long as the flavor changes I'm content. Thank you so much baby-teen.

[Also. At this point it was just kind of fun messing with her. Go figure you'd teach him how to be an internet troll without him even knowing that that was a thing. Good job Jade.]

[witchhooded]

[ Stop! Being!! Rude!!!! ]

you are soooooooooooooo welcome mr grumpy old man pants
sooooo old
sooooo grumpy
aaaaargh whatever XOOOO

[smithandwesson]

... You know, you're only going to continue to prove my case if you start having a tantrum over it.
I thought teenagers were too old to need a nap time. Or maybe your blood sugars dropping due to no snack.

Want me to deliver some grape soda to your place? I'll even pay.

[You really have to stop making this so fun Jade.]

[witchhooded]

i have tried very hard to be pleasant to you but you seem to enjoy ticking me off so i am removing myself from ever responding to you again!
goodbye!

*jade harley banned herself from the shitty shitty shit thread with the old man who cannot even take medicine without complaining with it*

Karkat and Jade is the Perfect Icon for this.

[smithandwesson]

..... Uh-huh. Sure thing kid.

[Did... Did she just type out that she banned herself? What does banned even mean? Also who the hell are you calling old man? Just 'cause he's older than this kid didn't mean he was old!

Pft. Whatever. He'll abide for now Jade. But that doesn't mean he won't eventually attempt again in the future if he had to.]