text, un: gardenGnostic

[witchhooded]

hello!
my name is jade harley and i should probably keep this as simple as possible, so i will be quick

prior to waking up after the storm i had a lot of interesting and incredibly cool abilities
i am the witch of space so i can alter space at my will, it is super cool and i do not even need a fork to eat cake with!
these abilities included things like flying, growing and shrinking people, material items and planets
however after waking up i found that my abilities were...........
well altered in some way! :o
it is very mysterious and i am curious if anyone else is having this problem

in particular, i can no longer fly for long periods of time
i also seem to have limitations on how small or large i can grow things
i suppose it stands to reason that after the storm, well...
things would change for me
but i guess i was not expecting this in particular :\
if anyone else has experienced this phenomena, i would greatly appreciate it if you spoke up!

it may also be worth it to consider discussing what kind of abilities we all have
who knows what will be helpful!
perhaps i will keep a little document for our benefit, just in case :)
it doesnt havent to be something impossible sounding, i think even being well read in certain things is amazing!
knowledge is so cool

oh and i guess it is becoming commonplace to say where we are working
im an herbalist working at the plant nursery so if you would like to talk about plants sometime, i am your girl hehehe!!! :D

also if anyone wants to show me some games i would appreciate that
i am finding it a little bit difficult to find board games here and i miss playing them :(

Comments

i hate this ive made you too powerful

[chaoticlootral]

[He wasn't even nerfed that badly he just wants to complain about it.]

Of course I'm good at other things.
I'm good at everything that matters:
magic
pulling off cutting edge trends without looking like I'm trying too hard
cooking
posing for pictures of myself with the portrait making dohickey on the back of this thing
one liners
enchanting a studio audience
monetizing my brand

i exist purely to torment you, and you gave me the perfect tool to do that with

[witchhooded]

[ Cooking actually catches her attention very much, but there's one thing here that sticks out here as. Weird. She'll get to basic needs at some point. ]

you have a brand?

[ Is this a celebrity?

Is this Snoop Dogg? ]

[chaoticlootral]

Of course I have a brand?
I'm Taako, you know? From TV?

[ So, disappointingly not Snoop, though he's probably also friends with Martha Stewart. ]

[witchhooded]

i have never watched tv before

[ There wasn't any cable on the ship. ]

[chaoticlootral]

[ Well Jade who's fault is that. (Probably not yours.)

Anyway, taking that as recognition, because she didn't say she hadn't heard of him. Just that she hadn't see TV. That's two different things?]

Well, guess you can't all be cultured.
Listen, if you want an autograph though you're gonna have slow your roll, I got a backlog going.
Otherwise if you want to sample the goods I'm doing a residency at the Clinic. You know, volunteer work. Giving back?

[Work that he is being paid for. Therefore making it not volunteered, but whatever.]

[witchhooded]

thats
very nice of you? :\
i am not really interested in an autograph, it would be kind of rude of me to ask plus very fake
i mean i do not even know who you are
that seems a liiiiiittle bit disingenuous and insulting?
the clinic thing is good to know in case i blow anything up at the nursery doing cool science stuff though :p
i met a nice doctor there who showed how to take blood like a normal person, her name is angela and she is probably the best doctor ever

[ ...She is the only doctor Jade has met. Ever. So. ]