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[witchhooded]

hello!
my name is jade harley and i should probably keep this as simple as possible, so i will be quick

prior to waking up after the storm i had a lot of interesting and incredibly cool abilities
i am the witch of space so i can alter space at my will, it is super cool and i do not even need a fork to eat cake with!
these abilities included things like flying, growing and shrinking people, material items and planets
however after waking up i found that my abilities were...........
well altered in some way! :o
it is very mysterious and i am curious if anyone else is having this problem

in particular, i can no longer fly for long periods of time
i also seem to have limitations on how small or large i can grow things
i suppose it stands to reason that after the storm, well...
things would change for me
but i guess i was not expecting this in particular :\
if anyone else has experienced this phenomena, i would greatly appreciate it if you spoke up!

it may also be worth it to consider discussing what kind of abilities we all have
who knows what will be helpful!
perhaps i will keep a little document for our benefit, just in case :)
it doesnt havent to be something impossible sounding, i think even being well read in certain things is amazing!
knowledge is so cool

oh and i guess it is becoming commonplace to say where we are working
im an herbalist working at the plant nursery so if you would like to talk about plants sometime, i am your girl hehehe!!! :D

also if anyone wants to show me some games i would appreciate that
i am finding it a little bit difficult to find board games here and i miss playing them :(

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[witchhooded]

[ I don't think anyone sees. Ever. ]

a consort is the name of the beings inhabiting our planets
they are not humans
for example the land of heat and clockwork had nak naks which are bright red little lizard thingys!

yes i think they noticed because i got bigger but they seemed to stay the same size!
everything shrunk at once because i was shrinking the planet so i could put it in my pocket for safe keeping

[xxxxx]

[ Yeah, probably no one ever sees. She is lucky—maybe, sort of—that the whole swirling blackness and rescue by space gods thing has left him less inclined to believe someone has just lost their minds.

Less inclined. Not completely unwilling. In her case, he's still deciding. ]

Of course. As one does. But didn't it get a bit squashed?

[witchhooded]

[ The sad thing is, he's still dealing with a space god. Just one that's half dog and half teenage girl. It might be best to say she's like Hermione, if Hermione just sorta absorbed the most powerful being in the world into her body. ]

lol thats funny!
it depends on what you mean by squashed i guess......
no one was hurt in the transfer
the only thing they were aware of was that i was getting bigger
space powers are pretty cool and efficient and i would never hurt anyone!

[ Uh, under most circumstances, at least. ]

[xxxxx]

They do sound cool and efficient.

[ AND HARMFUL, he thinks: how did being shrunk and put into a pocket affect the planet's gravity, was it plunged into darkness or did she shrink a star for it to orbit in her pocket as well, where did she put it afterwards and was it somewhere with the same astronomical conditions or did the planet wind up with an entirely different set of seasons and sidereal period—

It does not seem like those questions are going to have satisfying answers, though, because either she's mad or she's from somewhere the laws of nature and magic operate very differently, so he doesn't ask them. ]

What's your limit now, in terms of size?

[witchhooded]

[ The only satisfying answer you'd get it one full of scientific babble which you're not likely to understand - and even putting that aside, no one really deserves to know about Homestuck? ]

the smallest i can shrink something down is pocket sized!
the largest is no bigger than a closet :/
kiiiiiiind of not that huge of a deal, i guess!
just sad :(

[xxxxx]

That's more or less what I could do before, and I haven't noticed any difference here.
Maybe our rescuers didn't want you to be able to put their planet in your pocket and wander off with it.

[witchhooded]

[ ...oh! ]

yes that makes a lot of sense!
but i would never do that unless it was necessary
the last time i shrunk planets it was to save the lives of everyone on it
if i did not then they would be written over by the next reality

[xxxxx]

[ Both becaus he is a wizard and because he is from 1994, written over only gives him the mental image of an enormous fountain pen gliding over a scene and leaving a new world visible in its ink strokes—which, you know, is actually a fairly accurate metaphor, as far as these things go, and makes as much sense as anything else she's said, so he won't be derailing this conversation to make her explain computers. You're welcome. ]

That's still an awful lot of power for one person.

[witchhooded]

[ I, oocly, thank you. Jade, icly, is devastated. ]

the spacey thing is the coolest power :)
i am very careful about them!

[ Said the girl who just said she uses her powers to eat cake without her hands? ]