text | un: rainwoman

[lacuscular]

Hello,
How is everyone? Are you all sleeping well?

[ After at least three rough drafts, and one peer review by her (illiterate) roommate, Juvia has finally arrived onto the network with a post she can be proud of. ]

Juvia has been thinking. Are there any stories you all like?
Or, maybe, things from your home you want to share. It could be anything. Your favorite food, person, book, or place.
I will share something to start: Juvia would bring her guild, Fairy Tail, if she could.

Thank you

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[fakers]

[ he's not sure he fully understands, but... ]

So this Grey is... your husband? Lover?

[ that's what it sounds like, at any rate. ]

I imagine that would be quite awkward for others.

1/??? im so sorry

[lacuscular]

[ So this Grey is... your husband? Lover? ]

[lacuscular]

[ Your husband? ]

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[ Your Lover? ]

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[lacuscular]

[ In the span of ten seconds, Juvia experiences more emotions than she has in the past week. ]

Yes, it would be very awkward for my love rival to walk in on me sleeping with my Gray.

claps o_o

[fakers]

[ he's not entirely sure why, but somehow this text message nonetheless fills him with a sense of... dread? anxiety? they're just words, but they're strangely heavy. filled with meaning he doesn't quite understand.

actually, the words themselves have a clear meaning that's also a bit weird. ]

Y, yes... I suppose that would be. Then does that mean you have a love rival among those you call family...?

[lacuscular]

[ Not that she could ever convince Gray to actually, actually sleep with her (sadly). Juvia's the type of person to establish dominance over something she thinks is hers, so naturally, she'd go as far as to mention something so personal.

mostly because no one could prove her wrong. ]

So many, you wouldn't believe, Archer.
Juvia has to fight for Gray's affection every single day, so many people want him!

[fakers]

[ so this gray is... some sort of extreme playboy? the thought irks him, though he doesn't entirely know why. ]

Then perhaps it's a mixed blessing that he remains asleep for the time being. At least this way, you don't have to worry about him straying.

[lacuscular]

[ no... it's the opposite... everyone in Juvia's eyes just thinks he's really attractive ]

I suppose you're right.. Even though it pains Juvia, having my beloved Gray inside that pod can be a good thing.
And that way, when he wakes up, I will be there to welcome him back!

[fakers]

Then I'll hope he stays asleep. [ pause. ] Or I'll hope he wakes up?

[ which one is he supposed to be hoping for at this point... he can't tell anymore. ]

Either way, it sounds like you have matters well at hand.

[lacuscular]

I...I don't understand. But I think I do?

[ she's lying out of her ass she has no idea what Archer is trying to say ]

If my Gray ever wakes up, and one of my rivals in love runs away with him.. Juvia hopes she can count on you to help catch him in the act, Archer.

[fakers]

[ ...that's not what he signed up for. ]

Very well, under that very specific set of circumstances, I'll do what I can to help. [ he's really hoping she's exaggerating here, and the likelihood of this happening isn't actually that high... ]

[lacuscular]

[ It's also highly unlikely the real Gray would actually do it, but Juvia with her regular delusions and stubborn tendencies will readily think he will given the right situation. ]

Thank you. Juvia appreciates your help in keeping my love faithful.
When he awakes, you will be one of the first to know.