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[lacuscular]

Hello,
How is everyone? Are you all sleeping well?

[ After at least three rough drafts, and one peer review by her (illiterate) roommate, Juvia has finally arrived onto the network with a post she can be proud of. ]

Juvia has been thinking. Are there any stories you all like?
Or, maybe, things from your home you want to share. It could be anything. Your favorite food, person, book, or place.
I will share something to start: Juvia would bring her guild, Fairy Tail, if she could.

Thank you

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[lacuscular]

I...I don't understand. But I think I do?

[ she's lying out of her ass she has no idea what Archer is trying to say ]

If my Gray ever wakes up, and one of my rivals in love runs away with him.. Juvia hopes she can count on you to help catch him in the act, Archer.

[fakers]

[ ...that's not what he signed up for. ]

Very well, under that very specific set of circumstances, I'll do what I can to help. [ he's really hoping she's exaggerating here, and the likelihood of this happening isn't actually that high... ]

[lacuscular]

[ It's also highly unlikely the real Gray would actually do it, but Juvia with her regular delusions and stubborn tendencies will readily think he will given the right situation. ]

Thank you. Juvia appreciates your help in keeping my love faithful.
When he awakes, you will be one of the first to know.