video; un: waver

[chickenhearted]

[ The camera blips on to show Waver looking pensive. Though you may notice Rider in the background looking suspiciously naked. Hard to tell, Waver's head is in the way. Don't mind him. ]

So, it's that day again. But I haven't changed at all, I don't think. Aren't I supposed to be getting taller? Surely, by now, I should be taller! Stronger...or something.... [ Mumble, grumble ]

This is the second birthday I've passed since waking up out of stasis in this place. Isn't that —

[ Suddenly, at the mention of "birthday", the Man in the Background jumps up and moves, seemingly hightailing it out the door which causes Waver to whip around and blink, his Profound Thoughts gone. ]

Ah- I hope he put on pants....

Comments

[thedarkbond]

hmm...i think you're the one who made it lewd, i didn't say anything like that, did i~? （●´・×・｀●）？

[Not directly, at least...]

i'm not making faces
the text is making faces (ﾟ∇^*)
and they're good faces so i'm not going to tell it to stop [ •́ ‸ •̀ ]

[chickenhearted]

You were implying lewd things, don't try to deny it!

Fine, just be that way, then!

[thedarkbond]

huuuuh, i didn't do anything like that (*ﾟﾛﾟ)
i just wanted to suggest some fun things to do on your birthday...

[Plausible deniability is a wonderful thing.]

[chickenhearted]

[ why is he such a butt!! ]

Yes you did!!
If they weren't going to be lewd suggestions, then what were they going to be?

[thedarkbond]

oh, i thought you said you didn't want any suggestions... (*・艸・)
i wouldn't want to impose on your creativity~

[chickenhearted]

I know you're just dying to give them though!
So just out with it already.

[thedarkbond]

but how do i know you're not going to misunderstand me...
you got really angry at me last time we talked （ ; ; ）

[chickenhearted]

Now you're just stalling! Are you going to say it or not?

[thedarkbond]

aaaah, are you getting angry again? （／_＼）
maybe if you're nicer about it then i can tell you...
so i know you'll really appreciate it

[chickenhearted]

I'm not going to play these stupid games!
Either you tell me or you don't, it's as simple as that.

[thedarkbond]

okay then
you're still being pretty rude so i think you can figure it out by yourself (￣ω￣)
and wonder forever what kind of cool secret advice you missed out on~

[chickenhearted]

Wow, fine. See if I even care, then!

[thedarkbond]

oh, i can see it already~ (｡ˇ艸ˇ)
but i'm sure it'll drive you to enjoy your birthday some more

[chickenhearted]

I'll enjoy it just fine, thank you very much!

[thedarkbond]

good
there's no point if you don't enjoy it (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

[chickenhearted]

I will enjoy it! I will, no matter what!

[ so therrrrrre. ]

[thedarkbond]

i'm glad to have inspired you~ (๑˃ᴗ˂)و

[He's just going to take credit for this course of events...]

[chickenhearted]

You did nothing!!

[ No, no credit for you. ]

[thedarkbond]

i don't know, i made you pretty determined to enjoy your birthday, didn't i...? (￣ω￣)

[chickenhearted]

I was already determined!

[ or something. he's going to say he was. ]

[thedarkbond]

so i can only make you more determined, right~? ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧

[chickenhearted]

No, I refuse to accept this.

[thedarkbond]

but as long as we both know it's true, it's fine <(￣︶￣)>

[chickenhearted]

[ Dammit...he doesn't even know what to say to that. This fool got him good!! ]

Whatever!

[thedarkbond]

[Ren is entirely happy in the knowledge of having gotten him good, because Waver seems to him like the kind of person who needs it.]

anyway, enjoy your birthday~ ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆