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[objectionattorney]

[He had hesitated on doing this for quite some time, butterflies building up in his stomach as he looked down at his own network message. But he knew he would only continue to sit around hopelessly in his own worry if he did absolutely nothing. So it was at least best to ask right?]

Um. Hi there! That is, this is probably a bit of a silly thing to put up here and I know I don't usually post much around here but... Has anyone seen a man by the name of Venom around recently? Our contact is kind of sporadic but I haven't heard a word from him at all for nearly a month now. which is strange even for him.

He's a tall guy, super well muscled, kind of has this weird hair where it all covers in front of his face with a blue eye dyed into it?

[You're not one to talk about weird hair Phoenix.]

Anyway, if anyone sees him can you tell him to contact Phoenix Wright? Or, I don't know, if you see this here Venom can you just say so?

I didn't do something wrong did I?

[Oh god he did, didn't he?]

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[objectionattorney]

What? Like a date to the doctors?

How very domestic of you Miles.

[milesedgelord]

Stop being ridiculous, Wright. How can such a mundane thing be a date of all things?

I was only offering since you seem uncomfortable with visiting medical offices...

[It's not as if he cares about you or anything.]

[objectionattorney]

Well.. I mean, it will be just the two of us. And a doctors visit is a very intimate and personal thing to be a part of...

Also, it's kind of nice to see you care so much to go all the way out of your way to do such a thing with me.

It has been forever since I last went to a doctor, and yet you already seem to understand the reason why.

I guess... It's also kind of nice... knowing that you pay attention to things like that.

[He's not blushing on the other side of the screen. Not at all.]

[milesedgelord]

I think that comes along with having a friend you have known for near a lifetime. I believe it is called 'caring for your friends' or something like that...to those who have these human things called 'emotions'.

I believe you have been known to take special care of me in regards to some of my more embarrassing triggers.

[objectionattorney]

Mr.Edgeworth... Are you admitting to feeling some sort of human empathy?

[No way.]

And, for me of all things?

[milesedgelord]

Apparently so.

[He smiled to himself.]

Against my better judgement.

[objectionattorney]

Wow.

Miles Edgeworth experiences human emotion.

Go figure.

Well, since you're doing all this to help me, you want to get food and a drink together afterward?

Consider it a celebration to this new-found discovery.

[milesedgelord]

I suppose I can take you up for dinner and a drink. We can talk later about setting an appointment with the center. This is a good step in your recovery.

[objectionattorney]

Wow.

Way to make it sound like I have some sort of problem. It's just a bad back Miles.

[milesedgelord]

This is a good step in your recovery for your back.

[He's that bitch from Japanifornia.]

[objectionattorney]

[He is very much aware.]

... I won't lie. It will be nice to no longer have that lingering thought of ongoing pain in the back of my mind.