text, un: beatrix

[fiendennor]

This isn't something that I typically find myself asking or even thinking about, to be honest.
But I suppose I'm of age now, and "of age" is a somewhat irrelevant concept when the countries and laws we come from no longer exist, isn't it?

With that said:

In our current circumstance, where might one find an alcoholic drink?

Comments

[fiendennor]

Is that so?
I thought you were a fallen angel. What makes you so sure heaven still exists if you've been exiled?

[She's just fucking with her now.]

[hellzone]

The other angels were the ones who cast me down in the first place.

[fiendennor]

Oh? But they still keep you updated on heaven's status?

[hellzone]

[ stop poking holes in her flimsy story! ]

Look, I'd know if heaven fell because I'm a fallen angel. Knowing things like that is part of the angel package.

[fiendennor]

That's very convenient, then. You must be relieved. I don't suppose you could convince the Almighty to interfere on our behalf?

[hellzone]

I make no promises but I shall try.

[ and fail! ]

[fiendennor]

Your magnanimity is remarkable, Your Grace. Is that the appropriate title? How does one address a fallen angel?

[hellzone]

You can just call me Yohane.

[fiendennor]

Oh, heavens no, I couldn't.
You're a celestial being, after all.
That would be so very disrespectful.

[hellzone]

Yohane insists!

[fiendennor]

And Diana insists even further. There is simply no way that I wouldn't show your esteemed grace the honor your deserve.

[hellzone]

Thank you?

[ she has no idea what to do here ]

[fiendennor]

Right, then, I think that's enough time spent indulging that fantasy.
How long have you been pretending to be an angel?

[hellzone]

What a rude question!

[ that Yoshiko isn't going to answer. c: ]

Honestly, learn some manners.

[fiendennor]

I assure you, I have plenty of manners.
Which is why I played along for so long.

But honestly, if you're going to keep that pretense up, at least think of answers to obvious questions.