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[voice-to-text] un: Linneus
Hello everyone. I've a slightly irregular circumstance I hoped someone might help me with. I debated whether or not I should ask, but-- well, it's been a few days and if-- I suppose if it belongs to someone it's unfair I hold on to it just out of embarrassment.
It's this:
[and here, he attaches an odd image - a photograph of an eggplant, carved out of stone. An unusual subject as stone-carving goes, and certainly an odd thing to be so uncomfortable over that he doesn't seem to want to show his face over the network... but voice to text seems to be doing a great job of catching all of his hesitance over this.
Because the problem is that for Linneus - and only for Linneus - it looks like a giant stone penis.]
It is not the first thing I have had abandoned outside my house, but why this, I haven't much of an idea. There was no note, no explanation, so if anyone could suggest where it might have come from? Whom I might return it to...?
It is a... "distinctive" ornament, so I suppose it's also possible Lula might have taken it.
[which leads to the slightly horrifying thought of Lula proudly running around who-knows where, for who-knows-how-long, holding that]
((tl;dr, Linneus' ACP reward was an enchanted jewellery box shaped like a erection - a dildo of holding, if you will - but only he can see that it's basically a giant phallus. Everyone else sees an eggplant.
Help. Help him.))
It's this:
[and here, he attaches an odd image - a photograph of an eggplant, carved out of stone. An unusual subject as stone-carving goes, and certainly an odd thing to be so uncomfortable over that he doesn't seem to want to show his face over the network... but voice to text seems to be doing a great job of catching all of his hesitance over this.
Because the problem is that for Linneus - and only for Linneus - it looks like a giant stone penis.]
It is not the first thing I have had abandoned outside my house, but why this, I haven't much of an idea. There was no note, no explanation, so if anyone could suggest where it might have come from? Whom I might return it to...?
It is a... "distinctive" ornament, so I suppose it's also possible Lula might have taken it.
[which leads to the slightly horrifying thought of Lula proudly running around who-knows where, for who-knows-how-long, holding that]
((tl;dr, Linneus' ACP reward was an enchanted jewellery box shaped like a erection - a dildo of holding, if you will - but only he can see that it's basically a giant phallus. Everyone else sees an eggplant.
Help. Help him.))
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[Produce statues belong in the kitchen, right?]
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Maybe it's a bit simple, but...it's not bad. But I wouldn't know art if it bit my tail and introduced itself.
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[he can say that a bit more categorically, now he’s talked with a few people and consolidated his opinions on the matter. It’s iust vulgar, really.]
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It's complicated.
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[He's still not sure. He feels like he's missing something here.]
Are you alright, Linneus?
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It seems I am not seeing what everyone else is seeing. But explaining would make things worse.
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[It's not often Dylas sounds concerned. Savor it.]
Did you hit your head or something?
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[oh, but the other man has a point.]
Goodness, perhaps I did. I can't find a bump...
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Do eggplants look really different where you're from? I'd understand. Sheep where I'm from walk on two feet, not four.
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What I have here is an anatomical sculpture, not a vegetable at all.
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[it's not a body... oh Dylas, if only you knew...]
That I didn't hit my head, I mean. I don't know about curses...
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[He just wants to get that out there. Ghosts are weak. Punch all ghosts.]
I, uh. Don't really know what to say. I hope you feel better?