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[The video opens with a very flushed Chuuya, and the source of that rosy color on his cheeks is soon readily apparent. In his hand is a glass of red wine that’s barely half-full, and it’s obvious that he’s been hitting the bottle hard. Behind him is the backdrop of a lavish, cozy bedroom, and a small bird can be seen flitting to and fro.]

This is the first time I’ve posted a video on here. Seems easy enough. Anyway, while we all wait for news of whatever the hell is going on with the bigger picture right now, why not have some fun?

[Chuuya takes a sip of his wine.]

So I’m gonna ask a few questions. First off, what’s your drink of choice? I’m taking suggestions on different cocktails to mix up since I’ve got an entire bar to work with now. Hell, if it’s good enough, I might just name it after you.

[And he downs the rest of the wine. So classy.]

Second question; besides the people, what do you miss most about home? Or maybe tell me about something you’ve gotten back that you were missing when you first woke up. Or even weirdass gifts you never asked for that just randomly appeared.

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Anything from home. Each farm has a distinct flavor. You can taste the care put into the good ones.

Sounds tasty.

[A pause.]

So uh. How’ve you been...?

The complexity might be a bit much for you.

[He's not even a wine expert himself, he just feels like being a shit.]

I'm fine? I'm always fine. Don't go thinking I'm not fine. Because I am. Fine, that is.

[Well, that’s the last time he tries making casual conversation.]

Tch. Of course.

[HUFF.]

Surprised you even replied.

What can I say? I missed you.

[He technically hasn't gone anywhere ~~unlike me~~, but his answer is quick, to the point, and immediately questionable.]

[...

Squints.]

What? Really?

Of course not.

[So, he's still an ass, okay? Okay.]

But I guess I'm curious as to why you're asking about home. You never seemed like the sentimental type to me.

Tch. I knew it.

[Why are you like this, Dylas??]

I’m not. I’m just curious and looking for conversation.

[And drunk.]

[It's so much more fun when Chuuya seems to have fallen for it. What a dork.]

You're doing it wrong. You should offer up something interesting about yourself first. What do you miss from home the most? Besides rare booze.

[RUDE!!

Well, besides people and the Mafia, Chuuya thinks he might miss one of his possessions the most.]

My motorcycle.

Your what?

[He's never once heard that word before. He knows what a motor is, and he's probably seen a bicycle, but... ???]

It sounds weird.

[Oh. He forgets that some people came from worlds without vehicles like that...]

It’s like a bigger, bulkier bicycle with a motor. And it can go a lot faster than a normal bike.

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...how fast is that? Faster or slower than an airship?

[His world has airships like this one, so...that's his only way of knowing. It's that or trains.]

Uh. Probably faster, if I pushed it to its limits. I can also make it lighter and faster with my ability.

[But could it beat an airship in a fight? Dylas wonders.]

I guess that's the kind of answer I expected from you. It sounds flashy.

What can I say? I’m a flashy guy.

Or you would be if people could see you without looking down.

Hahaha you’re hilarious. No one has ever made that joke before. You’re so clever and original.

[SARCASM.]

It doesn't matter who's first. What matters is it bears repeating.

[Look at his smug smirk. Oh, wait, he's using audio. Anyways...]

Well?

[He's clearly expecting Chuuya to say something. But because he has the social skills of a carrot, it might not be clear as to what.]

Well what??

[Social skills of a carrot is about right for Chuuya too. Now he's just pissy.]

Now that you're done talking about yourself, ask me.

[Any of those questions will work. He's not going to be picky on which one.]

[At least he’s drunk so he can’t be too furious.]

What do you miss most about home?

Living in a small town, probably.

[Even if he could do it here, it wouldn't be the same.]

A farm town, right?

[MUST. RESIST. HORSE JOKES.]

Did you own a farm?

Yep. But I lived in the biggest house, not on a farm. The first floor is...was a restaurant.

I miss stuff like that.

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