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[thetaintedsorrow]

[The video opens with a very flushed Chuuya, and the source of that rosy color on his cheeks is soon readily apparent. In his hand is a glass of red wine that’s barely half-full, and it’s obvious that he’s been hitting the bottle hard. Behind him is the backdrop of a lavish, cozy bedroom, and a small bird can be seen flitting to and fro.]

This is the first time I’ve posted a video on here. Seems easy enough. Anyway, while we all wait for news of whatever the hell is going on with the bigger picture right now, why not have some fun?

[Chuuya takes a sip of his wine.]

So I’m gonna ask a few questions. First off, what’s your drink of choice? I’m taking suggestions on different cocktails to mix up since I’ve got an entire bar to work with now. Hell, if it’s good enough, I might just name it after you.

[And he downs the rest of the wine. So classy.]

Second question; besides the people, what do you miss most about home? Or maybe tell me about something you’ve gotten back that you were missing when you first woke up. Or even weirdass gifts you never asked for that just randomly appeared.

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[thetaintedsorrow]

What can I say? I’m a flashy guy.

[sullenstallion]

Or you would be if people could see you without looking down.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Hahaha you’re hilarious. No one has ever made that joke before. You’re so clever and original.

[SARCASM.]

[sullenstallion]

It doesn't matter who's first. What matters is it bears repeating.

[Look at his smug smirk. Oh, wait, he's using audio. Anyways...]

Well?

[He's clearly expecting Chuuya to say something. But because he has the social skills of a carrot, it might not be clear as to what.]

[thetaintedsorrow]

Well what??

[Social skills of a carrot is about right for Chuuya too. Now he's just pissy.]

[sullenstallion]

Now that you're done talking about yourself, ask me.

[Any of those questions will work. He's not going to be picky on which one.]

[thetaintedsorrow]

[At least he’s drunk so he can’t be too furious.]

What do you miss most about home?

[sullenstallion]

Living in a small town, probably.

[Even if he could do it here, it wouldn't be the same.]

[thetaintedsorrow]

A farm town, right?

[MUST. RESIST. HORSE JOKES.]

Did you own a farm?

[sullenstallion]

Yep. But I lived in the biggest house, not on a farm. The first floor is...was a restaurant.

I miss stuff like that.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Is that where you learned to cook?

[sullenstallion]

I learned a little there, but I took it more seriously here. I was more of a waiter than anything.

[thetaintedsorrow]

It’s a nice skill to have.

I’m sure Atsushi appreciates it.

[He does too but shh.]

[sullenstallion]

My waitstaff skills? I dunno. They aren't really something anyone ever brags about.

[Dylas misunderstands completely, as he does sometimes.]

[thetaintedsorrow]

[Dylas please...]

Your cooking skills, I mean.