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[thetaintedsorrow]

[The video opens with a very flushed Chuuya, and the source of that rosy color on his cheeks is soon readily apparent. In his hand is a glass of red wine that’s barely half-full, and it’s obvious that he’s been hitting the bottle hard. Behind him is the backdrop of a lavish, cozy bedroom, and a small bird can be seen flitting to and fro.]

This is the first time I’ve posted a video on here. Seems easy enough. Anyway, while we all wait for news of whatever the hell is going on with the bigger picture right now, why not have some fun?

[Chuuya takes a sip of his wine.]

So I’m gonna ask a few questions. First off, what’s your drink of choice? I’m taking suggestions on different cocktails to mix up since I’ve got an entire bar to work with now. Hell, if it’s good enough, I might just name it after you.

[And he downs the rest of the wine. So classy.]

Second question; besides the people, what do you miss most about home? Or maybe tell me about something you’ve gotten back that you were missing when you first woke up. Or even weirdass gifts you never asked for that just randomly appeared.

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[insist]

[ Nothing but: ]

Of course. [ He's also idk, eating spaghetti?? He's bored enough right now. ]

[thetaintedsorrow]

[GRUMBLE HUFF GRR.]

You could at least answer the questions, asshole.

[insist]

[ Wait. Let him eat this noodle of spaghetti in a strange fashion, sucking it past his lips slowly and rolling it around in his mouth. This takes a good minute, and he doesn't care about responding to Chuuya in a timely fashion. He then sticks out his tongue again, and he's somehow tied the spaghetti into a bow?

Amazing. Finally, Rohan swallows it. ] If you must know, I did find a mysterious -- Does it count as a gift? Actually, I can give it to you if you want.

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[What the fuck? That’s a weird variation on tying knots in cherry stems, and it sure as hell isnt sexy. Chuuya raises an eyebrow at the odd display.]

Well, what is it?

[insist]

[ Whatever, try and beat that, Chuuya. ]

A piece of jewellery capable of emitting perfume. Do you want it?

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What’s the catch?

[insist]

No catch. Why would I play a trick on you?

[ HMMMM. ]

[thetaintedsorrow]

Gee, I dunno. Because you’re you? Because you don’t like me?

[insist]

That's true. [ He doesn't hate him but he also doesn't ... like him. They just can't get along. ]

But I'm not playing any games. If you don't want it, I'll just throw it away.

[thetaintedsorrow]

[God damn it...]

Fine. I’ll take it.

What’s it look like?

[insist]

I could just show it to you -- [ Where did he toss it? Things he doesn't like or care about aren't treated with much care either. ]

Here. You seem like the kind who can appreciate jewellery, at least. [ This sure is a cockroach brooch though, but Rohan doesn't look like he's trying to make fun of Chuuya. He doesn't see anything wrong with cockroach-shaped jewellery. ]

[thetaintedsorrow]

What the hell? Why is it cockroach shaped?

[That’s fucking bizarre, but if it emits perfume...]

Fine, I’ll take it. Why not?

[insist]

Is that an issue? [ Cockroaches can be interesting. Then again, Rohan's interested in pretty much everything. ]

I'm at [ idk insert pretentious cafe. ]. Are you too drunk to make the walk?

[thetaintedsorrow]

Shut up. I’ll be there.

[HERE’S CHUUYA storming into the pretentious cafe half-drunk just to spite Rohan.]

Oi. I’m here.

[insist]

I'm surprised you made it all the way here. I can also see you're still intoxicated.

[ Unsaid: That's shameful. Be ashamed. ] I suppose, when meeting with someone, it's polite to offer them a seat. Sit down, Chuuya.

[ When Rohan does things like these, these attempts at having manners, it never looks very sincere. It's almost like he's being civil just for the sake of fulfilling his own standard of how a decent person should act. Anyway, yeah, he starts digging into his bag for The Thing. ]

[thetaintedsorrow]

Shut up. I came, didn’t I?

[HE WILL HAVE A SEAT, TYVM.]

You got the goods?

[This sounds like a drug purchase...]

[insist]

[ would rohan do drugs............. probably ]

Here it is. You're free to inspect it, since you can't seem to trust me. [ He can't imagine why someone wouldn't trust him. Him, the honest and wholesome Rohan Kishibe!!! Chuuya should find nothing too strange about the brooch. For now, at least. ]

[thetaintedsorrow]

[Chuuya absolutely would.

Chuuya takes the brooch and inspects it, and yeah, it’s fucking weird, but it’s also beautifully carved.]

What was that you said about this thing and perfume?

[insist]

When worn, it seems to give off a perfume-like scent that changes with a person's mood.

[ And that would be desirable, but Rohan's more often than not ... in a bad mood, so that's the main reason he doesn't want it. ]

When the wearer is in good spirits, the scent is quite refreshing.

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And when they’re not in a good mood?

[Considering how irritated Chuuya had been before showing up here it’s no wonder that the smell of garbage soon starts emanating from the brooch.]

...the fuck?? It stinks!!

[ROHAN EXPLAIN.]

[insist]

[ Okay, he was sincere about giving the thing away, but he can't not find this a little funny. This is what Chuuya gets for being a pissy little gnat. ]

... That's what happens. [ In retrospect, he could have given this brooch to Vane instead, since he always seems to be in good spirits, but no, he likes this outcome way more. ]

[thetaintedsorrow]

What do you mean??

[Oh...then when someone is in a bad mood it stinks.

Chuuya throws a scathing glare at Rohan, wishing he could kick his ass right about now.]

No wonder you wanted to get rid of it. You’re always in a shitty mood.

[And yet Chuuya isn’t giving it back.]

You’re not getting it back.

[insist]

[ Sorry, nerd. You can't kick his ass. ] 'Always' ...? No, it's dependent on who's around me. There's a reason I wasn't wearing it when you came.

[ Mainly, his mood might get sour because they don't get along, and the last thing he wants is to reek. The state of their relationship is clearly Chuuya's fault for not bending to his whims and opposing him all the time. ] Go, take it, I don't want it. I, Rohan Kishibe, never go back on a decision I've made.

[thetaintedsorrow]

Tch. The feeling is mutual.

[Obviously, since the garbage smell is overpowering right now. Chuuya shoves the brooch in his pocket to hopefully try and lessen the stench.]

Remind me to get you a nice birthday gift when that day rolls around. I’ll repay the favor in full.

[insist]

There's no need for that, but ... you're free to do whatever you want. [ <-- secretly wants birthday gifts because no one (but his fans) ever give him any. There's a sip of his coffee, and he debates over whether he wants to chase Chuuya away or attempt some actual conversation. ]

So. How are things, Nakahara Chuuya? Have you found employment?